Wish Granted, but...

[Katadeus]

Wish granted, but the deer all appear 300 feet above your house, falling at 3 times their terminal velocity, and crush you.

I wish for a mangled corpse

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

Granted. You may enter the wood chipper at your leisure.

I wish I had OMNISCIENCE.
and the ability to take it without my brain frying

[Zaxx]

Wish granted but.. it forgets with your body and kills you

I wish for Manimals

[Mr.X98]

Granted, but then you shape shift into a 

I wish that I could create a world, then destroy it.

[Popcorn Maniac]

Granted, but that world rebuilds and fucs everyone
I wish for ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN! and ONE LARGE STEP FOR YOURstar fish

[Swat 3]

You get a one small step for man, so small you go backwards in time, killing your self. You also get a vagina instead of an star fish.

I wish that Bedpost would be my girlfriend.

[Wheatley]

Granted, but Badspot beats you to death with the bedpost and from the deep feeling of betrayal, you die in the afterlife too.

I wish that I could tap in on people's brain activities, such as thoughts, or when sleeping, dreams.

[Swat 3]

You would only see special interest thoughts, and nightmares that you cannot leave.

I wish I can fly.

[Wheatley]

You gain the ability to fly, but you are only able to fly a couple feet off the ground and the effect only lasts for about 1/3 of a second before gravity takes effect. Also, you must push yourself off a solid surface in order to achieve flight.

I wish I had the ability to fire rays at fat people that make themselves very feel bad about themselves.

[Swat 3]

They then feel very bad, then mad, and they eat you.

I wish I was Riddler so I made myself jump into a fire when I was a kid.

[Snow2]

Wish granted, but you get really horny in mid the ability to I was Riddler so I made myself jump into a fire when I was a kid.. and cum all over bystanders as your the ability to I was Riddler so I made myself jump into a fire when I was a kid.. spread further than they ever have before, sucking all of your blood into them and your snake and then your the ability to I was Riddler so I made myself jump into a fire when I was a kid.. and snake explode into a gory mess of blood and cum.

I wish I was an hero

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forget you look what you made me do

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GOD DAMMIT YOU loving MONGLED MY STORY

[Wheatley]

Wish granted, but you turn out to be some person distantly unrelated to Adolf Riddler.

Wish granted, but you get really horny in mid the ability to I was Riddler so I made myself jump into a fire when I was a kid.. and cum all over bystanders as your the ability to I was Riddler so I made myself jump into a fire when I was a kid.. spread further than they ever have before, sucking all of your blood into them and your snake and then your the ability to I was Riddler so I made myself jump into a fire when I was a kid.. and snake explode into a gory mess of blood and cum.

I wish I was an hero

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forget you look what you made me do

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GOD DAMMIT YOU loving MONGLED MY STORY

nop

I wish I had the ability to see through wax paper.

[Swat 3]

You then see a researchographic video of your mom and dad. You then go blind.

I wish I was Bedpost.

[S7]

Granted, but then a queer with a special interest for bedposts inserts you into his rectum.

I wish I had stuff-loads of stuff.

[Axolotl2]

Granted, but you actually get stuff.

I wish I could meet BubbaGum.