Wish Granted, but...

[Sat]

Wish granted, but you can only draw hent-wait a minute, you can only draw gay furry research.

[Ad Bot]

[AdinX]

Nothing wished for, you become a

gay furry research.

I wish for world peace.

[Sat]

Wish granted but suddenly I realize I could take over the world with the fact that I'm a

gay furry research

so I proceeded to become a popup ad that is only shown in communist countries and dictatorships with multiple US east coast IPs.
Because I want to watch the world burn.

I wish I was a super star, with a big big car, and a big big house!

[Cookiez664]

Wish granted, but you lose everything you have because you sold it all 10 seconds later.

I wish I was a millionaire that could have never ending money and that my wish could never go wrong.

[AssassinDevil2]

Your wish went wrong because the world ended.

I wish to live in my dreams.

[Sat]

Too bad.
Wish granted, but you ahve about 30 nightmares per 24 hours.
I wish people would wish within ethical boundaries.

[YourBuddyBill]

Too bad.
Wish granted, but you ahve about 30 nightmares per 24 hours.
I wish people would wish within ethical boundaries.

Wish granted but the thread is locked because you're the only one wishing.
I wish... hmmm...

I wish common sense was more common.

[Nonnel]

Wish granted, but common sense was made uncommon.

I wish Ronald Reagan was once again the president. c:

[blobo]

wish granted but YOU are assassinated.

i wish for the world, to become made entirely out of an unlimited supply of sugar free, non fattening, non deadly, non disgusting, non choke-able, jell-o

[Rainzx¹]

Wish granted, but the jello cause earths axis to be thrown off balance and flys into the sun

I wish that I'm immortal

[Kamutog]

Wish granted, but when Sol, (The sun) swells up and becomes giant, you will live burning on the star until it explodes. Then you'll float in space.

I wish that I could do anything my thoughts think of if I wanted to.

[Kimon]

Wish granted, but whatever you think about happens regardless if you really want it in hindsight.

I wish I could become a cat.

[psychomutt]

Wish granted, but you only have 1 life.

I wish I had a real snake.

[YourBuddyBill]

I wish that I could do anything my thoughts think of if I wanted to.

Nobody even needs to add to that wish; it'll go wrong alll by itself.

Wish granted, but whatever you think about happens regardless if you really want it in hindsight.

I wish I could become a cat.

Granted, but you get caught without proper tags and wind up in the city pound; after engineering a breakout you get pinned down by a fighting dog and your throat is torn out.

I wish that people weren't jerks.
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forget you.

Wish granted, but it gets torn off by a rogue vaccuum cleaner when you're trying to self-gratify.

I still wish that people weren't jerks.

[EazyE]

Wish granted, but Glass bought another key.

i wish i was cool