Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 624585 times)

Linkusofepica · February 27, 2013, 11:20:53 AM

Wish granted, but I grab you and take you with me.

I wish for nothing.

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beachbum111111 · February 27, 2013, 11:21:32 AM

Wish granted, but then you die

I wish blockland would get greenlit.

Linkusofepica · February 27, 2013, 11:22:29 AM

Wish granted, but tons of idiots flood in along side the smart people.

I wish this thread will die.

psychomutt · February 27, 2013, 11:26:36 AM

wish granted, but someone posts here again and everyone starts posting here

I wish that cum was mayonnaise

danisaac5 · February 27, 2013, 11:28:15 AM

wish granted but v2 of this thread is created

i wish for no wishes

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forget off

wish granted but its extremely salty

same wish that i wished for before

AdinX · February 27, 2013, 01:01:55 PM

Wish not granted, not goin to look for your post. You die of cancer

I wish the forum trolls were removed from planet Earth's orbit.

Manofthecentury · February 27, 2013, 02:01:04 PM

Granted but they all still have their computers with them. They can still post :)

I wish I had a cat that could shoot lasers out of it's eyes and fly

BlockoCrafter · February 27, 2013, 02:03:26 PM

Granted, but it disintegrates you.

I wish I can make another wish with no negative outcome.

Manofthecentury · February 27, 2013, 02:04:30 PM

Granted but the wish after that kills you

I wish for a bagel with blueberry cream cheese

Liquid · February 27, 2013, 02:25:07 PM

Wish granted, but it's also served with sliced pickles and semen.

I wish for a gift-wrapped Jennifer Lawrence.

grunterdb1951 · February 27, 2013, 02:28:13 PM

Wish granted, but she comes slathered in pig blood as well.

I wish that the world could fap in perfect harmony.

AdinX · February 27, 2013, 03:04:11 PM

Quote from: grunterdb1951 on February 27, 2013, 02:28:13 PM

Wish granted, but she comes slathered in pig blood as well.

I wish that the world could fap in perfect harmony.

The world is flooded with semen and everyone drowns starting with you.

I wish I was a school bus.

Liquid · February 27, 2013, 03:13:21 PM

Wish granted, but you have a hard time explaining to your friends how it's practically your job to have kids inside you.

I still wish for Jennifer Lawrence, pig-blooded or otherwise.

Tømpson · February 27, 2013, 03:15:54 PM

Wish granted, some assembly required.

I want a pony mommy!

AdinX · February 27, 2013, 03:28:53 PM

Sure thing honey!

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I wish I was a dumptruck