Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 622809 times)

blobo · February 27, 2013, 10:03:26 PM

wish granted but the river floods and you forget you pool floaties.

i wish for pie flavored pie.

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Lusk · February 27, 2013, 10:21:22 PM

Granted, but pie tastes like pie, so the pie would taste like pie.
I wish for: Episode 3

Sat · February 27, 2013, 10:22:27 PM

Wish granted buy episode 3 of a crappy TV show

BANNANAAAS!

Cuddles le Bear · February 27, 2013, 10:23:27 PM

Quote from: Sat on February 27, 2013, 10:22:27 PM

BANNANAAAS!

Your wish was granted. But the Banana is actually a richard.

I wish for a TV Show.

K1ng_0f_N0thing · February 27, 2013, 10:24:05 PM

No wish...
I wish for a dream

Cuddles le Bear · February 27, 2013, 10:24:55 PM

Quote from: K1ng_0f_N0thing on February 27, 2013, 10:24:05 PM

No wish...
I wish for a dream

Your wish was granted, but the dream was about you failing on having love, and then a hitman shoots your parents in the head.

I wish for a TV Show. (Again)

AromaniaFTW · February 27, 2013, 10:29:18 PM

Wish granted, but it's on Disney and the cast is a bunch of child actors in the cringiest show imaginable.

I wish I was a boxer dog owned by Bill Gates.

Cuddles le Bear · February 27, 2013, 10:30:59 PM

Quote from: AromaniaFTW on February 27, 2013, 10:29:18 PM

Wish granted, but it's on Disney and the cast is a bunch of child actors in the cringiest show imaginable.

I wish I was a boxer dog owned by Bill Gates.

NOO! YOU GAVE ME SLUGTERRA?! You useless pile of stuff!

Your wish has been granted (didn't want to grant it), but Bill Gates feeds you the lowest kind of Dog Food there is and makes you sleep in the cold yard in the rain.

I wish for a TV Show. (Hopefully good luck will cross me this time)

Epicduke · February 27, 2013, 10:35:06 PM

Granted but it's one of those crappy live-action shows.

I wish...I wish I could wish.

Cuddles le Bear · February 27, 2013, 10:36:00 PM

Quote from: Epicduke on February 27, 2013, 10:35:06 PM

Granted but it's one of those crappy live-action shows.

I wish...I wish I could wish.

Your wish has been granted. But nothing happens.

I wish I would get a TV Show that I'd LIKE and ISN'T an episode of that stuffty show; SlugTerra.

Epicduke · February 27, 2013, 10:44:53 PM

What's with you and Slugterra.

Granted but the modern generation doesn't like it and kills you.

I wish for a honey bun. Mmmmhhh, so tasty.

Cuddles le Bear · February 27, 2013, 10:46:12 PM

Quote from: Epicduke on February 27, 2013, 10:44:53 PM

What's with you and Slugterra.

Don't get me started on that giant pile of stuff.
Let's just drop it.

Granted but the Honey Bun is actually made out of Radioactive Waste.

I wish for all children (Under the age of 18) to be slaughtered brutally.

AromaniaFTW · February 27, 2013, 10:47:49 PM

Quote from: Cuddles le Bear on February 27, 2013, 10:46:12 PM

Don't get me started on that giant pile of stuff.
Let's just drop it.
Granted but the Honey Bun is actually made out of Radioactive Waste.
I wish for all children (Under the age of 18) to be slaughtered brutally.

forget you
We revolt
And rape your 18+ women

I wish my dog wont wipe her ass on the floor ever again

Cuddles le Bear · February 27, 2013, 10:49:01 PM

Quote from: AromaniaFTW on February 27, 2013, 10:47:49 PM

forget you
We revolt
And rape your 18+ women
I wish my dog wont wipe her ass on the floor ever again

Granted, but your dog will now wipe her vagina on the floor.

Epicduke · February 27, 2013, 10:49:30 PM

404 Wish Does Not Exist

I wish I could actually take the time to learn how to code.