Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 646208 times)

Your island is blown up by north korea.

I wish for a plastic replica of the chaos emeralds.

wish granted but I don't even know what those are so you just get seven plastic emeralds
You get a bad dragon.
stuff dude
good enough for me
you know what bad dragon stuff is for? haha

I wish all dogs had great homes

Granted, but they stuff everywhere

I wished i was a tree

You turned into a tree. A few minutes after you are cut down for wood.

I wish Herlem shake died.

wish granted except that doesn't exist so you just have a regular computer

I wish for all of the Bad Dragon products
wish granted, but they get stuck up your pooper like grawly

i wish /r/atheism would stop being such starfishs to anyone who believes in god

wish granted, but they get stuck up your pooper like grawly

i wish /r/atheism would stop being such starfishs to anyone who believes in god
Wish granted by now they hate buddhists.
I wish for canada to be a state of the US

Granted, but it still has no military.
I wish for world peace.

Granted, but the world turns into pieces.

I wish for a hot face.

Your face melts and you die. RIP Daswiruch ???-2013
we hardly knew you


I wish for a nice fluffy dog

Granted, but your dog chokes on it's fur.

I wish I wasn't dead.

Granted, but you're stilled cremated.

I wish I'd known I could make a wish earlier.

Granted, but your face is still all melty.

Granted, but you're stilled cremated.

I wish I'd known I could make a wish earlier.
I like mine so I'm keeping it there

Granted, but you still didn't when you could have.



I wish I had lods of emone

Granted, but you realize it was loads of money.
I wish the AE86 never existed.actually i don't want to but forget it loel

Wish granted, and that's the way it's going to stay because Aeropostale is stuff.

I wish I had a goatee.

Wish granted, and that's the way it's going to stay because Aeropostale is stuff.

I wish I had a goatee.
actually this is what i was talking about

._. favorite car

granted, but then it's too lovey and your goatee catches on fire, going to your suit.
i wish the beatles were still making music