Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 646208 times)

blueblur121 · March 10, 2013, 03:04:01 PM

Your island is blown up by north korea.

I wish for a plastic replica of the chaos emeralds.

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Night Fox · March 10, 2013, 03:04:27 PM

wish granted but I don't even know what those are so you just get seven plastic emeralds

You get a bad dragon.

stuff dude
good enough for me
you know what bad dragon stuff is for? haha

I wish all dogs had great homes

Rockinboy2000 · March 10, 2013, 03:05:12 PM

Granted, but they stuff everywhere

I wished i was a tree

Tyler66 · March 10, 2013, 03:05:45 PM

You turned into a tree. A few minutes after you are cut down for wood.

I wish Herlem shake died.

crunk.com · March 10, 2013, 03:05:59 PM

wish granted except that doesn't exist so you just have a regular computer

I wish for all of the Bad Dragon products

wish granted, but they get stuck up your pooper like grawly

i wish /r/atheism would stop being such starfishs to anyone who believes in god

Sat · March 10, 2013, 03:11:31 PM

wish granted, but they get stuck up your pooper like grawly

i wish /r/atheism would stop being such starfishs to anyone who believes in god

Wish granted by now they hate buddhists.
I wish for canada to be a state of the US

Nonnel · March 10, 2013, 03:14:53 PM

Granted, but it still has no military.
I wish for world peace.

Daswiruch · March 10, 2013, 03:47:51 PM

Granted, but the world turns into pieces.

I wish for a hot face.

Ipquarx · March 10, 2013, 03:48:50 PM

Your face melts and you die. RIP Daswiruch ???-2013
we hardly knew you

I wish for a nice fluffy dog

Daswiruch · March 10, 2013, 03:49:44 PM

Granted, but your dog chokes on it's fur.

I wish I wasn't dead.

Nonnel · March 10, 2013, 03:51:27 PM

Granted, but you're stilled cremated.

I wish I'd known I could make a wish earlier.

Teneksi · March 10, 2013, 03:52:27 PM

Granted, but your face is still all melty.

Granted, but you're stilled cremated.

I wish I'd known I could make a wish earlier.

I like mine so I'm keeping it there

Granted, but you still didn't when you could have.

I wish I had lods of emone

TheKid · March 20, 2013, 11:09:22 PM

Granted, but you realize it was loads of money.
I wish the AE86 never existed.actually i don't want to but forget it loel

Nonnel · March 20, 2013, 11:12:37 PM

Wish granted, and that's the way it's going to stay because Aeropostale is stuff.

I wish I had a goatee.

TheKid · March 20, 2013, 11:20:25 PM

Wish granted, and that's the way it's going to stay because Aeropostale is stuff.

I wish I had a goatee.

actually this is what i was talking about

._. favorite car

granted, but then it's too lovey and your goatee catches on fire, going to your suit.
i wish the beatles were still making music