Wish Granted, but...

[TheProdWad]

granted, but it is horrible.

i wish i was a potato

[Ad Bot]

[Wheatley]

Wish granted, and that's the way it's going to stay because Aeropostale is stuff.

I wish I had a goatee.

Wish granted but the genie had a hearing problem and thought you asked for a goatse

I wish I had 27 testicles

[InvisibleName]

Wish granted but the genie had a hearing problem and thought you asked for a goatse

I wish I had 27 testicles

You now have 27 balls, But you can't walk without accidentally smashing one of them and squealing.

I wish for a pencil.

[Nonnel]

i wish i was a potato

Granted, but you're a sweet potato.

I wish for a pencil.

Granted, but it's a pen.

I wish I had another suit.

[TheKid]

Granted, but then the stock for suits are all out and all you're wearing are pants and a tie.hot
I wish I could drift.

[Maxx_]

Granted, but you spin out and explode.
I wish I had emone.

[Cakey]

granted but you very quickly invest it on stuff you later regret buying

I want a girlfriend
(lol lonely cigarette booooooooooooooo nerrrrdd)

[Maxx_]

granted but you very quickly invest it on stuff you later regret buying

I want a girlfriend
(lol lonely cigarette booooooooooooooo nerrrrdd)

Granted, but you have love with her and find out shes actually a man.
i still wish for emone

[Cakey]

you decide not to store it and your house is heavily robbed

wish my gpu didn't suck ass

[Kevso]

Your gpu no longer sucks anyones booty, your welcome

I wish my snake was longer.

[Cakey]

granted but it's so long that when it's erect all of the blood of your body runs to it and you die

I wish I was taller

[Pah1023]

Wish Granted, every minute, you grow taller by an inch.

I wish for my wish to not happen.

[Clone v.117]

Wish not granted but it is.

I wish to be able to make the worlds best pancakes.

[Pah1023]

Wish Granted, and now no one else makes Pan Cakes.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

[ravencroft]

Wish granted without an issue. Most American families own a coffee maker.

I wish that wish