Wish Granted, but...

[Linkusofepica]

Wish granted I got confused by the wording and gave you a potato.

I wish for BLF to become a place with a prosperous, friendly, kind, respectful, welcoming, and polite community.

Wish granted, but no.

[Ad Bot]

[Bomb Kirby]

you didn't wish for anything, so you get nothing

I wish for $123.45

[NalNalas]

Granted but, I steal it

[Renekar]

Granted, but ■■■■■■■■■■.
I wish for 62 prostitutes.

[Sat]

Granted, but ■■■■■■■■■■.
I wish for 62 prostitutes.

Wish granted but you get 7 extras.

I wish for cheese.

[Linkusofepica]

Wish granted, but it's moldy. die thread die

[Sat]

Wish granted, but it's moldy. i wish for this thread to die

Wish granted but I reply.

I WISH FOR ONE MILLION FIREFLIES!

[crunk.com]

wish granted, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuu̇ͬ͡u̘̩͇̥̺ͅů͔͚̦̻̝̱͇̌̚u̳̤̘̱̮̟̪ͫͪ̔͋ͪͦͮ͡ů̲̥̝͖̤̼̾̽̚͠u̟̗̺̒̀̇̒͆̃u̱̠̺͔ͤ̅̌ú̱̺̟̗̱͈͚̃ṵ̡̱̦̙̽ͥ̓͌͐ͨ̔u̬̓̑ͧ͗̑ͥ̆̕u̇ͬ͡u̘̩͇̥̺ͅů͔͚̦̻̝̱͇̌̚u̳̤̘̱̮̟̪ͫͪ̔͋ͪͦͮ͡ů̲̥̝͖̤̼̾̽̚͠u̟̗̺̒̀̇̒͆̃u̱̠̺͔ͤ̅̌ú̱̺̟̗̱͈͚̃ṵ̡̱̦̙̽ͥ̓͌͐ͨ̔u̬̓̑ͧ͗̑ͥ̆̕u̧͕̱̮ͦ͒̂̍u̹ͫ͌ͮ̌ͦͤ̌̒ͣű̴̗̲͎͕̖̪̒͑͞ͅu̴̽ͮ͑ͧ̈́̋҉͚̙͎̲̩̥̼̱u͐̌ͭͣͪ҉҉̪͕̜̲̣͇͖ŭ͉͈̺̖̿̄̒͐͛͠u̶̞̺͇̥͆̎̒ǔ̫͚̜̻̹̬̆̏ǔ̧̡͈̲̞̳̻͓͕̼̤ͬ̎̎ͫ̓͛̂̕ū̸̾̃̓̈̅̅̉҉̺͕u̧͕̱̮ͦ͒̂̍u̹ͫ͌ͮ̌ͦͤ̌̒ͣű̴̗̲͎͕̖̪̒͑͞ͅu̴̽ͮ͑ͧ̈́̋҉͚̙͎̲̩̥̼̱u͐̌ͭͣͪ҉҉̪͕̜̲̣͇͖ŭ͉͈̺̖̿̄̒͐͛͠u̶̞̺͇̥͆̎̒ǔ̫͚̜̻̹̬̆̏ǔ̧̡͈̲̞̳̻͓͕̼̤ͬ̎̎ͫ̓͛̂̕ū̸̾̃̓̈̅̅̉҉̺͕ủ̖̭̤̞̪͇̃̈͂ͨ̅́ͅū̵͚̝̌̓̐̂ͮ̌͂̀u̳͍̓̏̅̕ȕ̧͇̱̥̘̟̫̲͚͡͝u̷̶̥̖͚̦̰̼̫ͦ͛ͭͬͫu͛ͨ͘҉̵̠̺̮u͍̥̞̣̪͔̖͑̒ͨ̀͠û̧̜̭͉͓̪̹̑̚͝ṷ̢̼͙̈́̅́̕u̍ͥͧ͆̓͆͏̷̛͕̤͎͈̩ủ̖̭̤̞̪͇̃̈͂ͨ̅́ͅū̵͚̝̌̓̐̂ͮ̌͂̀u̳͍̓̏̅̕ȕ̧͇̱̥̘̟̫̲͚͡͝u̷̶̥̖͚̦̰̼̫ͦ͛ͭͬͫu͛ͨ͘҉̵̠̺̮u͍̥̞̣̪͔̖͑̒ͨ̀͠û̧̜̭͉͓̪̹̑̚͝ṷ̢̼͙̈́̅́̕u̍ͥͧ͆̓͆͏̷̛͕̤͎͈̩FATAL SYSTEM ERROR

i wish for every image of jesus turned into the south park edition without anyone noticing

[blueblur121]

Wish granted but they notice.

I wish for a Sega Genesis in mint condition with a copy of sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 2, sonic the hedgehog 3, and sonic & knuckles.

[crunk.com]

wish granted but the dude on ebay used stock photos and sent you a used carrot 

i wish for the guy in 1guy1jar to fart in someone's face besides me

[blueblur121]

He farts in your face.

I wish for all 7 chaos emeralds.

[crunk.com]

He farts in your face.

I wish for all 7 chaos emeralds.

wish granted, but you get translucent plastic replicas of the 7 chaos emeralds that have little leds in them.
i wish i had an uncrashable computer

[Night Fox]

wish granted except that doesn't exist so you just have a regular computer

I wish for all of the Bad Dragon products

[blueblur121]

You get a bad dragon.

I wish I had the REAL chaos emeralds.

[Rockinboy2000]

Granted, but you and your emeralds get stolen by robotnik

i wish i owned my own island