Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 629882 times)

Cuddles le Bear · February 27, 2013, 10:51:12 PM

Quote from: Epicduke on February 27, 2013, 10:49:30 PM

404 Wish Does Not Exist

I wish I could actually take the time to learn how to code.

Your wish has been granted, but you only learned how to script a Pie.

I wish all human life was non-existent.

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AromaniaFTW · February 27, 2013, 10:52:40 PM

Wish granted, but you only are able to learn one function that no one else knows and know that it has great potential (like game-changing) but don't know how to use it and it haunts yo- forget YOU CUDDLES

wish granted, but you're left as the only one on earth with no richard and balls either

I wish there was an Ed Edd n Eddy rerun marathon of old episodes on.

DJ Dash3r · February 27, 2013, 11:03:55 PM

Wish granted, but they've all been recreated by Tommy Wiseau.

I wish for a new Daft Punk album.

Epicduke · February 27, 2013, 11:10:30 PM

Wish granted but you absolutely hate it.

I wish i could magically run Shadows.

Cargøn · February 27, 2013, 11:17:56 PM

Wish cannot be granted, I have no idea what you said.

I wish epicduke would stop dominating the thread

Epicduke · February 27, 2013, 11:21:56 PM

Granted, but it'll happen in a decade. Actually probably in 20 minutes

I wish that wishes would actually come true.

The Black Card · February 28, 2013, 04:04:11 AM

Granted but they become fake eventually

I wish I had a duck pet.

Crispy_ · February 28, 2013, 04:07:17 AM

Granted, but your duck eats you.

I wish I had millions of dollars.

TheProdWad · February 28, 2013, 06:06:09 AM

Granted, but it is counterfeit.

I wish I owned every game on Steam.

The Black Card · February 28, 2013, 08:22:11 AM

Granted, but you got banned on steam

I wish I had a duck pet that won't eat me :3

Clone v.117 · February 28, 2013, 08:26:49 AM

Granted but he gets eaten by another duck that then eats you.

I wish the colour red was actually green.

Cuddles le Bear · February 28, 2013, 09:05:37 AM

Granted, but Blood being Green makes humans run on slime and humanity ends all because of your wish.

I wish I was a master of Quantum Disentanglement and could make millions of Quantum Weapons!

AdinX · February 28, 2013, 08:25:23 PM

Wish granted, but mid-work on your final prototype, a bomb goes off and all the weapons in your only warehouse activate, creating a ripple in time and wiping you from existence.

I wish for cheese.

hodototman · February 28, 2013, 09:22:05 PM

wish granted but it was bleu cheese

i wish for a pickle richard

Kimon · February 28, 2013, 09:37:30 PM

Wish granted but it rots and falls off

I wish I didn't share Justin Bieber's birthday ;_;