Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 623037 times)

Wish Granted but what wish do you need? Oh, wait. You just wasted your one wish. You will wallow in life because you wasted your one wish and every one else got what they wanted. You blow up.

I wish I had Quantum Weapons.

Wish granted, but you die before they arrive in the mail.

I wish Squidward were still here.

Wish granted but then he dies for lack of water.

I wish I had more wishes.

Wish granted, but you discover that you only get one wish.

I wish I had more genies.

Wish granted, but one of them was Jafar and he kills you.

I wish I could tie Nonnel up to a chair, his hands bound behind him and his legs tied to the legs of the chair and throw a knife through him.
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Wish granted, but its opposite day.
I still wish for mone.

Wish granted, but it's counterfeit.

I wish I had something to eat.

Wish granted but you get fat and die of a heart attack.

I wish for friends.

Wish granted, but they're all cats.

I wish I had a river.

Wish granted, but then you drown in a horrible canoeing accident.

I wish for a drink of water.

Wish granted but its bacteria filled stuff water from the toilet. And it has AIDS




I wish for the ability to teleport

Wish granted, but you get stuck in a wall and suffocate.

I wish the year was 1948.

Granted but your in Japan dieing from cancer.

I wish to live in Iceland.

Granted but your in Japan dieing from cancer.

I wish to live in Iceland.
Wish Granted, But everything melts and you drown in a tsunami.

I wish for a toy airplane.

wish granted but it's a real airplane

I wish for world peace!