Wish Granted, but...

[AdinX]

Wish granted, but now you face constant server and IP attacks

I wish I was alive

[Ad Bot]

[Tudoreleuu]

You're alive. That means you can die easily. You are immediatly stabbed with a steel rod. DED.

I wish to be the terminator.

[The Black Card]

Granted but then you die in lava.

I wish I was wishing for a whish

[Space Ninja]

That's against genie rules # 345

I wish i could own a Xwing

[Racerboy]

That's against genie rules # 345

I wish i could own a Xwing

Wish granted, but you crash it.

I wish I could fly.

[Tudoreleuu]

You fly into a rock face.

I wish

[Quote Story]

wish granted, but you actually don't get a wish

i wish i was invincible to everything

[Racerboy]

wish granted, but you actually don't get a wish

i wish i was invincible to everything

Wish granted, but you get tired of living forever.

I wish I was dead.

[Mocha Furrier]

Wish granted, but you get hit by a thunder and wake up again

I wish I would have a gun

[AromaniaFTW]

Wish granted, but it's a musket. A rusty old musket with worn out wood furniture and snakees etched crudely into it.

I wish Rick Ross, Drake, Lil Wayne, all those other rappers, and all those "boy bands" would be sent to a death camp.

[Port]

Wish granted, and they hang out there with death, but then you're sent there too, being forced to listen to all their music.

I wish Richard Stallman was the president.

[Tudoreleuu]

He is, but he turns into Richard Stallin.

I wish for a can of soda.

[Space Ninja]

Wish granted, but it sprays all over your face, gets in your eyes and blinds you.

I wish i was poor.

[Nonnel]

Wish granted, but you beg for tips enough that you become a part of the upper-lower-middle-class.

I wish that I had duck feet.

[AdinX]

Wish granted, but you are mistaken for a duck and shot.

I wish the person below me fell in a volcano :L