Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 663018 times)

Joker Card · March 30, 2009, 06:50:46 PM

granted, but then you were stupid and spent it on a glass of water

i wish for freedom

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ultimamax · March 30, 2009, 07:29:43 PM

Quote from: Special Forces on March 30, 2009, 06:50:46 PM

granted, but then you were stupid and spent it on a glass of water

i wish for freedom

But the freedom means nothing to you, and you are saddened.

I wish for adventures.

Joker Card · March 30, 2009, 10:18:36 PM

wish granted, but you are pwned by king dee dee dee

*no wish was given*

Rubrick · March 30, 2009, 10:31:03 PM

*you get nothing*

I wish for beef jerky NOW!

ficninja · March 30, 2009, 10:35:21 PM

Granted, but you can't open the package.

I wish that some random person I don't know found a dollar one minute ago.

duke 838 · March 30, 2009, 10:45:02 PM

Granted, but the he has a heart attack and dies and a guy pees on him.

I wish for a Can of nothing.

Regulith · March 30, 2009, 10:48:59 PM

Granted, but the sharp edges cut your hands up.

I wish I had better drawing skills.

duke 838 · March 30, 2009, 10:50:34 PM

Granted the you vanish to a white room of never ending paper and your only pencil brakes.

I wish i had a needle and slat and a razor and another wish.

Miga · March 30, 2009, 10:54:12 PM

Quote from: Regulith on March 30, 2009, 10:48:59 PM

Granted, but the sharp edges cut your hands up.

I wish I had better drawing skills.

Granted, but you can only draw good spies.

I wish your avatar spy had 85,000 more cigarettes in his mouth.

Quote from: duke 838 on March 30, 2009, 10:50:34 PM

Granted the you vanish to a white room of never ending paper and your only pencil brakes.

I wish i had a needle and slat and a razor and another wish.

NO forget OFF

Granted, but you are now considered emo.

I wish Regulith's avatar had 85,000 more cigarettes in his avatar.

pie man · March 31, 2009, 01:13:30 AM

wish granted but the ciggerants gives you cancer

i wish my order would come in already

pixl · March 31, 2009, 01:24:07 AM

Wish granted, but someone snuck meth in there. Plus right when you open the box, the police march in and arrest you for possession. That's what you get for ordering free research.

I wish I wish I had a wish about a fish that liked to fish for fish.

GooeyChickenman · March 31, 2009, 04:17:24 PM

Granted, but you catch a shark and it eats your snake.

I wish i had an unlimited supply of kit-kats.

A GUY · March 31, 2009, 05:36:29 PM

Granted, but you get fat.

i wish for a simple glass of Water.

Jervan · March 31, 2009, 05:44:28 PM

Granted, but it's been left out for four days.

I wish for less protective parents.

AtomicMelon · March 31, 2009, 05:53:26 PM

Quote from: Jervan on March 31, 2009, 05:44:28 PM

Granted, but it's been left out for four days.

I wish for less protective parents.

Granted but they don't notice when you get run over by a car.

I wish I had an extra arm or two.