Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 634591 times)

Granted, but you fall through the ground, where you burn up at the center of the Earth.

I wish I was more awake.

Granted, but now all of the Spartans raid your house

I wish i had the ability to walk through walls.
Granted but you become this:


Granted, but you fall through the ground, where you burn up at the center of the Earth.

I wish I was more awake.
Granted but you keep thinking that you're dreaming.

I wish I could find the key.

Granted, but you're too busy to use it because the world is in a nuclear stand-off when finally, Russia lets off a nuke and then America is like "FIRE OUR stuff" so they fire their nukes at the Chinese and the Chinese say "We are being bombed! Fire the missiles!" so they fire their nukes at the french and the french say "Le nukes are on le way! We must fire our missles! Fire our stuff!" and then someone says "But I'm too tired" and then the french guy replies back "Well, then take a nap, THEN FIRE LE MISSLES!" and so the french fire their nukes at the English and an English man on a boat says "Bloody 'ell mate!" So the whole world is in nuclear warfare and Canada is over there like "What the hell is going on eh?" and then the Americans bomb them, and then the whole world goes into nuclear winter and the only places left alive are Australia and Hawaii, but they'll be dead soon, loving kangaroos.

I wish that the next person posting after this has a computer failure and cannot finish typing his post. =D


granted, since i plugged the powerchord back in.
damn cat.

i wish i didnt have school.

wish granted but, you become the town idiot and end up killing yourself by testing how sharp a knife was on your throat.







i wish for MOAR WISHES

Granted but you accendently wish youself dead

I wish you all would die and ghosts dont exist

Granted, but you die too and Ghosts get to exist.

I wish more wishes.

Granted, but someone wishes that you had no wishes.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie :\

Granted, but the cakes baby is a lie.

I wish for myself to be me :D
« Last Edit: April 16, 2009, 04:18:19 AM by Big Brother »

Granred, but the cakes baby is a lie.
I wish I wished for myself
Granted, but you infinitely wish that and break time time space continuum
I wish I was a genius


Granted, but then the stupids overrun you



i wish for something

Granted, but that something is an immortal spy, which destroys everything you create/use
I wish I could invent stuff

granted, but you invent a robot that turns aginst you and kills your entire family

I wish for women
This should be good

Granted, but they all try to do you at once and you run out of sperm, and then ask the sperm doctor for more and you catch aids from the sperm.

I wish I wished for a wish the wished for a wish that wished for fried chicken which wished for a wendys burger

Wish granted, but it was so confusing and unlikely, that it tears a whole in the space time continum and reality as we know begins to fall appart

I wish I had a handelbar mustashe