Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 633076 times)

lolzorz mcgee · June 01, 2009, 08:08:58 PM

Granted, but then it turns out someone already used that key.

I wish it was legal to castrate handicaps again. (I know, it's not THEIR fault, but why do we need more mentally impared people?) (If the next person posts "but then you end up getting castrated", I'm gonna kill them in their sleep.)

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brawlman14365 · June 02, 2009, 04:30:55 PM

Granted, but..................um...... .......................i dont care.

i wish for.......................... ...........stuff.....

block dude · June 02, 2009, 05:07:04 PM

granted but i kill you..with a cat...

i wish for world peace

Anti-matter master · June 02, 2009, 07:00:48 PM

Granted but your sucked into another universe and half-dead and/or half-alive
Then some stranger comes up and forgets you up (And it's not a person IT'S KIRBY!)

I wish to be a Shape-Shifter

Off Topic:Anti-cop block if you want your loving name so badly then just ask instead calling me an ass

block dude · June 02, 2009, 07:04:12 PM

wish granted but, then you turn into a pickle

i wish for wishes!

fierscream · June 02, 2009, 07:56:55 PM

Granted, but then someone else uses them all.

I wish the next person would post something.

lordician · June 03, 2009, 06:33:50 AM

Granted, but you fall in a loop of portals forever and die...

I wish i had a roflcopter!

block dude · June 03, 2009, 06:35:25 AM

wish granted but, the blades cut your head off : / watch da blades

i wish for my little sister to ShUT UP

Hollywood · June 03, 2009, 06:39:06 AM

Granted, but then your house burns down, and it's just you and her in, and she can't tell you, so you die.
I wish I had phone credit.

lordician · June 03, 2009, 06:42:10 AM

Granted, but it's over NINETHOUSAAAAAND! And your cell phone explodes...
I wish for a roflcopter without blades or any weapons!

Hollywood · June 03, 2009, 06:43:19 AM

Granted but then you crash. Into the ocean. And die.
I wish for....a blue cat.

Pliny · June 03, 2009, 06:58:11 AM

Granted, but it gets killed by some fanatics who think it's "evil".

I wish for a Mac version of the Orange Box.

Miga · June 03, 2009, 07:00:43 AM

Granted.
Install Bootcamp, Install a version of Windows (Windows XP, Vista, 7), Get drivers, Install STEAM, Go to STEAM's Store, buy The Orange Box for PC, Install.

I wish I woke up later than 3 AM.

kakashi11 · June 03, 2009, 07:02:26 AM

wish granted, but you woke up at 3:01 PM

i wish wow was wow

Miga · June 03, 2009, 07:04:02 AM

Granted, but wow.

I wish I had a working laptop. :(