Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 634570 times)

Granted but then a panda pwns you
 
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i wish i was a panda :D

Granted, but then hunters come and sell your hide on the black market to a rich man who needs expensive things to dryhump.

I wish for a rainbow rug :D
« Last Edit: July 14, 2009, 10:16:54 PM by TheLegomaster »

Wish granted, but then it gets stolen by a few homoloveuals.  Since it's their flag and all.

I wish I was a black hole :D

Granted, but you collapse in on yourself.

I wish for the Homoloveuals to give back my rug D:

Granted, but they take it again

I wish for a cookie :cookie:

granted, but  :cookieMonster: eats your cookie out of your hand

i wish i had a pic of badspot

Granted, but the picture owns you.
I wish I had another wish...

Granted but you use it up wishing for another wish in an endless cycle of not really wishing for anything.

I wish that I had the power to jump into video games.

Granted, but you lose the game and die.

I wish for everything that ever existed/ever will exist to be mine >:D

But, you own sharks and lava and everything else dangerous too. Guess what happens >:3

I wish for Companion Cube and the power to bring video games to life and death.

Granted but Companion Cube is the red spy. You are dead.

I wish I had 1,000,000 posts.

Granted but you get banned for spam

i wish for spongebob to be real

granted but he gets cought by a fisherman and gets eaten.

i wish i had 5 wishes. and i cant lose them only i can use them and you cant post to tell me what i used it on >:D

Granted but alas, thou art slain by the vile wizard-dragon.

I wish that :cookieMonster: didn't eat all the :cookie: because :panda: wanted some :cookie: with :iceCream: while he played :nes: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but emote spam is stupid, so CEWKIE MUNSTERZ, CEWKIE, PAYUNDUH, IYSE KREEM, AND IN-E-ESS kill you.

I wish Pokemon exsisted