Wish Granted, but...

[kunfu11]

Granted. But everyone hates you and breaks your heart.

I wish I had a 

[Ad Bot]

[Pliny]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish I could find a way to look forward in time.

[starfoxXP]

granted but you ran out of wishes
 
i wish i had the power to teleport

[BlydeBadger]

Granted ,but when you were trying
to teleport, a piece of lint fell in your
laser and you explode

I wish I had a talking dog

[starfoxXP]

granted but the dog drives you crazy
 
i wish i had a nuclear warhead

[kunfu11]

Granted,but the :cookieMonster:eats it.

I wish I had a  :panda:that was nice,and awesome.

[TheChaosCarrier]

Granted, but he dies of starvation.

I wish I had more Ginger Ale.

[starfoxXP]

granted but the  drinks it

[koolioolio]

granted but the  drinks it

No wish :(

I wish I could fly.

[Madmitten]

No wish :(

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you fly into a jet engine of a plane.

I wish that GTA SA had ragdoll physics and more vehicles.

[Moppy]

Granted, but then the physics makes your game stuck everytime you die.

I wish something bad would happen.

[starfoxXP]

granted but you get a 

and a 


i wish people would listen to my topics

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Granted, but only you would listen to your topic.

I wish Real Life Hacks were real.

[Madmitten]

Granted, but then the physics makes your game stuck everytime you die.

I wish something bad would happen.

Granted but Someone hacks your monies and makes you dirt poor, and changes your name to that of a most wanted felon in death row.

I wish I was indestructible

[Niliscro]

No wish :(

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you hit a Boeing 747 and die.

I wish I had more wishes.

Edit:
Wow, I was late.