Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 626963 times)

granted but wow sues you for hacking

i wish i didnt feel stressed out over asking someone out to homecoming

I'm using me' wish
Granted, but then you go blind and go out with some ugly fat chick with a mole the size of a bowling ball on her face.

I wish that Microsoft Physical Illustrater didn't crash when I connected to overlapping objects (it like goes all wack then it says that it's errored up)
So uhhh.....

Granted, but it's ipanda13yearolds@aol.com and your mom see's you emailing to him, noticing the email, and bans you from the computer forever with death if you do.

I wish dogs could explode with one thought ot dUMBELLS. so they will never explode :D

Granted, but it's ipanda13yearolds@aol.com
A) I'm 12 so that's not exactly offensive (Well...) B) I hate AOL!

Granted but you find out hot dogs are dog meat and you ate one five seconds ago. BOOM!

I wish that I could see my site on Firefox.

Granted, but you computer explode and your mum orders you to buy a new one.

I wish I got a laser tuna fish sandwich

Granted, but you find that's all the food you get for 3 months. You starve.

I wish I didn't have to learn French.

Granted, but your teacher throws a atombomb at your house full of french papers.

I wish I could Fly.

Granted, but while you are fyling a jet going at the speed of sound comes along and hits you.

I wish I was invisable.

Granted, but then an airplane crashes at ya and noone will know it

I wish I could fly with a super shield

Granted, then a plane hits you so hard it kills you from impulse.

I wish people here could spell.
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Granted but then you can't.

I wish Anti-cop would leave me and Woohoo to it.

Granted, but then you have to choose between him and Ladiios.

I wish people knew how to do a real own in this thread.

Granted but then All peeps on this forum joins and destroys your head.

I wish I could speak all languages.

Granted but then they all changes.

I wish my head injury got better.

Granted, but you get in a coma.

I wish for this topic to be locked forever.

Granted, but then they make a new one.

I wish that someone interesting will post in this thread today.
EDIT thought ratty was woohoo

NEW WISH

I wish something special happened like Badspot posting.

Granted, but then he dies and wont come

I wish I got a Motorbike