Wish Granted, but...

[Tremrist]

Granted, but you accidently go to Pluto. Then you freeze to death.


I wish George W. Bush was never born.

[Ad Bot]

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but for unforeseen circumstances as a result of messing with the past, you are now a dog.

I wish I had an idea for an Off-Topic thread.

[Daenth]

Granted, but the same idea has already been posted about... 7 years ago, and everyone still remembers it fondly.

I wish for...

[Tremrist]

Granted, but nothing.


I wish i had cookie right now.

[Daenth]

Granted, but the cookie tastes horrible.

I wish for... I wish for... I wish for...

[block dude]

granted but er..*ERROR 404 NOT FOUND*

i wish for...wish

[Tremrist]

Granted, but you used your wish for another wish


I wish Cookiemonster DIDNT eat my cookies.

[Camera]

Granted, it ate all of everyone else's INCLUDING yours.

I wish I have a fork.

[Tremrist]

Granted, but you'r eating soup.

[block dude]

no wish

i wish I HAD TF2 COME ON PEOPLE MAKE ET TRUE

[TheChaosCarrier]

Granted, by I take a Fork and stab you in the eye, I then bludgeon you with a Frying pan.

I wish Christianity never existed, thus bringing up that Scientific theories never existed, which would thus end in the Human race being the most technologically advanced Race in the galaxy.

[Tremrist]

Granted, but Family Guy already had that idea.

[DarthVolga]

I wish one day I could take a metal baseball bat and run through a grocery store breaking things for thrill and fun, then getting away with it.

[TheChaosCarrier]

Granted, but Family Guy already had that idea.

Granted.

I wish (Insert an object here).

[JJA0]

Granted but while you are taking all the broken things out of the store the cops arrest you.


I wish someone would post in my spelunky topic