Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 639745 times)

Granted, but that just means you have more things to go wrong.

I wish I was in a car accident.

wish granted but you survive

i wish i was smarter then all of you

Granted, but your brain blows up.

I wish I was a dinosaur and wasn't killed.

wish granted but you die of old age

i wish trainman was here so we could flame him

wish granted but you die of old age

i wish trainman was here so we could flame him
granted but Trainman flames you instead

granted but Trainman flames you instead
Wish granted but your wish vanishes from your post so you never wished it!

I wish I had another cupcake.

granted but cupcake kills you

i wish i was ruler of the universe

granted but cupcake kills you

i wish i was ruler of the universe
Wish granted but my cupcake kills you too

I wish there were 2 of me.

Granted, but your duplicate rapes you.

I wish pluto would be considered a regular planet again

Granted, but your duplicate rapes you.

I wish pluto would be considered a regular planet again

But they accidently blow it up.

I wish... that everyone would die :D

Granted but everyone comes back as zombies and slowly eats you alive.


I wish that my school would catch fire without me in it.

Granted, but the school's gas pipes explode, causing your entire city to explode.

I wish Space Guy's server wasn't passworded. :(

Granted, but when you join, you get "invalid packet" errors.

I wish I could have a sandwich.

wish granted but its a mini sandwhich

i wish i had no school today

Wish granted but you lose  Your left eye.