Wish Granted, but...

[Conan]

DANGIT

Also, you didn't post a wish.

Hedid.

I wish for the next guy to say that my wish doesn't have any side effects, and does not backfire on me

[Ad Bot]

[Deoxy99]

Granted, but the server blows up, because of you.

I wish that wishing was very wishable because I want to wish.

[Priad]

Granted, but no one understood so it didn't matter.

I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fishy, fishy, fish!

[Mr.LoLHaX]

Granted, but all the water in the world disapears and you die.

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but your stupid.

I wish I was stupid.

[Conan]

Granted, but then you accidentally put on a tool that makes you smarter, thinking it is a elephant.

I wish that the next guy makes a wish.

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but he wishes you died.

I wish Conan died.

[ShadowZero]

Granted but then you meet him when you die.

I wish I had a  that plays a  with a  remote

[lolzorz mcgee]

Granted, but it doesn't come with batteries.

I wish my cat isn't going to be so big.

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but it's so small you can't see it.

I wish I had a popsicle.

[ShadowZero]

Granted but then it melts

I wish I was Mr.Game&Watch

[Nex]

Granted, but your computer implodes


I wish I was a boy

[ShadowZero]

Granted but then you turn into a girl because you made fun of them.

I wish I could spawn a trainman1

[lolzorz mcgee]

Granted, but it's so small you can't see it.

Cats can't shrink, silly! 

ontopic: Granted, but you're also a medic.

I wish my stats would actually save for engineer.

[KoopaScooper]

Granted, but then your Steam account gets deleted randomly.
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