Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 625608 times)

lymphoma
"It's never Lupus."

Ontopic: INVISIBLE CORNCOB eats you.

I wish for a sandwich.

granted but you get a brick instead

i wish this computer had infinite megabyte data

Granted but there wasn't enough cooling, so it exploded.

I wish I had a fluffy dressing gown.

wish granted but
then it blew up in thin smoke




i wish i was not getting painful shots everyday

Granted, but you got brain killing painful shots everyday instead.

I wish for something.

Granted but it doesnt appear
I wish to own the internet

Granted but it doesnt appear
I wish to own the internet
Wish granted but the internet gets a virus and destroys you.

I wish i can walk through walls.

Granted, but you lose your power halfway through a wall.

I wish walls could walk through me.

Granted, but it only works in Soviet Russia.
I wish I had nothing.

Granted but you recieve extra air anyway

I wish that I could model stuff in Blockland

Wish granted, but you can't script them.

I wish for a 25637865379465876478265682 oz. bottle of Root Beer.

Granted, but it's mass creates so much gravity it sucks you in and you drown.

I wish I had a 5 oz. bottle of Root Beer.

Granted, but I take it, drink it, and beat you to death with the bottle.

I wish I wasn't so messed up.  :(

Granted, but now you're a 60 year old virgin.

I wish I had a donut.

Granted, but now you're a 60 year old virgin.

I wish I had a donut.
wish granted but i eat it
i wish for dirt 2