Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 640733 times)

Granted but they think they said you wanted -20$ so you are missing money from your bank account.

I wish for MEEEOOOWWWW![/size]
Wish granted, but its a BARRRRRRRRRkool kids klubkool kids klub.


I wish for a hamster.

Granted but you trip and drop it in a sewage vent.

I wish for...for...FOR...a Sword.

Granted but you trip and drop it in a sewage vent.

I wish for...for...FOR...a Sword.
Wish granted, but you can't slay the dragon and you get eaten.

I wish for moneys.

Granted but you said it badly and got monkeys who tear your face off.


I wish for a dragon that wont eat me.

Granted but you said it badly and got monkeys who tear your face off.


I wish for a dragon that wont eat me.
Wish granted, but a yeti eats you.

I wish for money.

Granted, but you only get ¢1.

I wish for food that won't kill me, hurt me, or harm anything in any way other than the animal or plant that it came from.

Granted buy it attracts some fire ants that bite you in unpleasant places. Hey the food didn't hurt you :3


I wish for a dragon that will protect me and not eat me.

Wish granted, but it flames you.

I wish for a fut.

granted, but they think you said fudd and elmer fudd shot you with a hunting rifle

i wish for a wish that terminates the last wish causing a dimmensional vortex that resets my wish, therfore i wished that time was controllable and it turn out so badly i had to cause a dimmensional wish making possible for me to wish one wish; i wish for a fully nutritious sandvich that did,t eat me, or was poisoned and wasn't a  monster
that is my complicated wish : )



Granted but your wish came out to be false.
I wish for nothing.

Granted, but you die.

I wish for everything.

Granted but that also includes death and life so you become traped in a cycle of rebirth and death. You die and come back to life every moment for the rest of time.


I wish for a dragon that will do whatever i say will not attack me, hurt me, eat me or otherwise harm me. I want it to protect me though.

Granted, but it eats you anyway because it is a prehistoric animal that is wilder then 5 god damn lions combined.

Granted but you didn't make a wish.

I wish i had the MASTA SORD!

Granted, but you get the MASTA BAIT
USE IT TO CATCH HIGH LEVEL FISH

I wish