Wish Granted, but...

[RedSaturn]

Granted, but its blown up do to cursive

[Ad Bot]

[Spartan923]

I wish for a wish that wouldn't backfire in any way shape or form... 

[Bind]

I wish for a wish that wouldn't backfire in any way shape or form... 

granted but you don't get anything extra.

I wish my crush liked me back lol

[Madmitten]

granted but you don't get anything extra.

I wish my crush liked me back lol

granted but she smothers you
i wish all the women that liked me would confess to it.
not including the ugly ones

[goobler402]

Granted, but the fugly ones do.



I wish for steak.

[Darkhawk]

Granted but its to tough and your teeth fall out inside of it.
I wish i had a laser light that could light stuff on fire :D

[The Russian]

Granted but you light your testes on fire.


I wish barney never aired again.

[Darkhawk]

Granted, but after he was arrested for being drunk and stuff, he comes to live with you and there isn't stuff you can do about it
I wish i had a pet alien.

[WhatevaGuy]

Granted, but it bites off your face.

I wish I were a chick magnet.
A naked chick magnet.

[Darkhawk]

Granted but your richard falls off.
I wish i had butter toast.

[The Russian]

Granted, but it lands buttered side down as always.

I wish nothing bad could happen after I wished something.

[WhatevaGuy]

Granted, but then you get all optimistic and it never works, causing you to become suicidal.

I wish Zozo hadn't drugged me and stole my pants.

[Bind]

Granted but you forget underwear and your balls chaff.

I wish I was a real boy -.-

[Bones]

Granted, but you get p-spot cancer.

I wish that I had unlimited time to play BL and Valve games on my computer without having to go to school, get a job, or doing anything.

[Darkhawk]

Granted but you die of hunger.
I wish for a dinosaur that didn't eat me :D