Wish Granted, but...

[Madmitten]

granted but you were on it when it exploded

I wish i could clone myself and none of my clones would die and they didnt kill me or my family and they didnt annoy me and stuff didnt run out

[Ad Bot]

[Hawk]

Granted, but your Mom kills you.

I wish I had a pink princess ponie

[Dodger]

Granted, but it has the Bubonic Plague 2.0.

I wish for my enemys and I to die from AIDS.

[Madmitten]

Granted, but it has the Bubonic Plague 2.0.

I wish for my enemys and I to die from AIDS.

granted
i wish that i had a great computer that i kept forever and nothing happened to it

[Hawk]

Granted, but then somehow you forgot where you put it.

I wish the person who post after me gets AIDS.
And Dies.

[Comatose]

Granted, but they found a cure. 

I wish that the next person's snake blows up.

[matthewbim11]

granted,but i grow it back                                                            i wish for a poptart

[Deathwishez]

Granted, but it's 300 years old.

I wish for a $5 Footlong.

[BTLguy]

granted, but you die of food poisoning.

i wish i had a 

[Deathwishez]

Granted, but you die from an electric power failure.

I wish allurbaserblong2us

[Ziyek]

Granted, but Grammar national socialists run up and break your limbs, thus causing you to have no base. Lolwarcraft.

I wish I was a taco.

[Freeze]

Granted but you end up eating yourself.

I wish I could actually host a blockland server.

[SupremeCommander]

Granted but you end up eating yourself.

I wish I could actually host a blockland server.

Granted, but its a CityRP.

I wish Eidos released Thief 4 faster. :V

[Skateaton]

Granted, but a millasecond before the publishbutton was hit, he died.

I wish I was a grape

[Daedalus]

Granted, but you... get eaten? :I
I wish that this wish would have no side effects.