Wish Granted, but...

[Makingblah]

Wish Granted, but you soon realise being immortal is no fun.

I wish to be an individual.

[Ad Bot]

[specs112]

Granted, but you are an individual exactly the same as all the other individuals.

I wish I could come up with something to wish for.

[PJ Boy]

Granted... sort of.

I wish I had Left 4 Dead 2.

[TalesOfBlockland56]

Granted, but a spitter clogs the plumbing, and you burn while taking an acid shower.

I wish Win2k's could still live for another decade.

[vv45689]

they dont

i wish muzzles could accept my beautiful art :C

[snugglebear212]

wish granted but STFU.

i wish for a flying lizard.

[Tom Gunn]

Wish granted, but it grew into a dragon and ate you.

I wish for some cheez-nips.

[snugglebear212]

wish granted but they are nuclear and eat you

i wish for a giant lollipop.

[Deathwishez]

Wish granted, but it spawns out of the sky and kills you.

I wish for a waffle iron.

[snugglebear212]

wish granted but i kill you with it

i wish for a cookie

[Hawk]

Granted, but you get food poisoning.

I wish I lived in Bikini Bottom.

[WhoDa?]

Wish granted, but you can't breath underwater.

I wish I wish a wish that I could've knowed to know what to wish before.

[superslayer]

granted but the mafia kills you before you can wish

i wish to be human again

[brickybob]

granted but the mafia kills you before you can wish

i wish to be human again

Granted, but a zombie eats you.

I wish for Modern Warfare 2 for the Xbox360.
Inb4redringofdeath.

[Skip]

Granted, but it's no fun.
(And you get the Red Ring of Death.)

I wish I could get Team Fortress 2 already.