Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 628282 times)

granted but i kill you


i wish for world peace and something bad to happen

Wish granted, but everyone comes out and kills you.

I wish I farted.

Off Topic: thanks for fully granting my wish i did ask for
and something bad to happen

Wish granted, but everyone comes out and kills you.

I wish I farted.
Wish granted But you fart out a bomb


I wish that I can FLY!!!

Wish granted, but you fall and die.

I wish I farted out a bomb.

Wish granted, but then it got ignited by your fart and blew up
It qouldn't come out and your butt split open and you died.

I wish for :iceCream: ,  :cookieMonster:  :cookie: !!!
I dont wish for anything.

Granted, But when you wanna wish for somethin really bad the world caves in on you for revenge

I wish that hl3 portal 2 and the passing was out tomorrow

Wish granted, but then they didn't come out due to technical difficulties.

I wish for a hot chick with huge boobs to motor boat me.

Wish granted, but then it turns out "she" is a guy.

TLOT PWIST


I wish for Portal 2 to come out tomorrow.


granted, but it is portal 3 and now you don't know what happened in portal 2

It does, but it ends up to be a gay research.

I wish for school to be out next week.

Granted, but you don't have enough education.

I wish somebody ported the old V8 Metroid Arm Cannon Add-on.

Granted, but you don't have enough education.

I wish somebody ported the old V8 Metroid Arm Cannon Add-on.
I still have my V8 add-ons

I wish somebody would give me a BJ

I still have my V8 add-ons

I wish somebody would give me a BJ

Granted, but you get herpes.

I wish I had blue on.

Wish granted, but you get BJ'd by a guy.

You didn't specify which gender...

I wish for a crowbar.

God damnit stupid starfish loving bitch cursing is cool friend who posts before me