Wish Granted, but...

[Mecha]

It kills you because you have no money

I wish I had lods emone

[Ad Bot]

[ShadowStep]

It kills you because you have no money

I wish I had lods emone

you get whatever the crap that is, but it sucks somehow.

I wish for a working habbo credit hack with no surveys.

[naturemon]

I wish for a working habbo credit hack with no surveys.

You get it, but Habbo is a stupid game so you quit.

I wish for $1,000,000 cash.

[ShadowStep]

Granted, but you drown while rolling in cash.

I wish for parents that let me do whatever I want.

[Mecha]

You overdose on drugs because your parents let you do em.

I wish i had lods emone

(SAY IT TO YOURSELF)

[keesfani]

wish granted but it doesn't exist

I wish I had aids

[Piston1337]

Wish granted, but you killed your mother with them

I wish the next poster wished he wished the next poster to wish for my wish
(LolWtfBbq)

[Baeshra]

Granted but the next poster didn't wish the next poster to wish for your wish.

I wish I could fly!

[16-Bit]

Granted but the next poster didn't wish the next poster to wish for your wish.

I wish I could fly!

The Government shoot you down.

[StarDust]

I wish 16-Bit had a question

[(-Nick-)]

Granted but he didn't.

I wish I could get an iPad.

[rooster767]

Wish granted, but the iPad was fake, and made of cardboard.

I wish a girl I have a crush on would love me C: (She actually knows, and likes, but not loves.)

[Trifax]

Wish granted, but she's a man.

I wish somebody would grant my wish without any rebuttal leading to extension of this topic.

[Sefou]

Granted, but that's impossible. Paradox!

I wish I had access to a stable, sizable income.

[Bauklotz]

Granted, but then somebody assassinates you because they want your money.

I wish I had working nVidia drivers for Ubuntu.