Wish Granted, but...

[BlutEngel]

Granted,but somebody of your family randomly pops up and eats them.


I wish I would be 3 years older and won't end up living whit my mom until I'm forty(Whatever that means. )

[Ad Bot]

[JimmyBobJoeBoy]

Granted, but you get AIDS and die.

I wish lasers came in bags.

[n0cturni]

Granted, but you get AIDS and die.

I wish lasers came in bags.

Granted, but one of the lasers turns on and burns all of your hair off.



I wish people weren't so stupid.

[JimmyBobJoeBoy]

Granted, but now they outsmart you and your life is ruined.

I wish I wasn't practically dripping with boredom.

[n0cturni]

Granted, but now they outsmart you and your life is ruined.

I wish I wasn't practically dripping with boredom.

Granted, but you have so much fun that you can never sleep and die of fatigue.


I wish I had more monies..

[rkynick]

Granted, but you get arrested for using fake cash.

I wish that the next person will not give a consequence for this wish.

[Bushido]

Wish granted, but you wonder why you wished for nothing.

I wish I had a functional 3-up block right above my head, and it was only visible, hittable, and solid (Same for the starman too) to me, and it was just within jumping reach.

[Falcondude]

Granted, but you hit it too much and get a headache.

I wish I had any free time at all tomorrow.

[Carzo]

Granted, but that sentence was set up strange so you explode instead.


I wish my fan was on.

[Vidios]

Wish granted, but the fan is only spinning REALLY slowly...

I wish weekends were 3 days long and no school could EVER take place during those 3 weekend days.

[Falcondude]

Granted, but you don't get a summer break.

I wish my headphones wouldn't fall apart.

[Aviv .H.]

Granted, but you can't hear no sounds.

I wish there was no more emos at this forum :P

[BattleKon001]

Granted, but you yourself die of cancer

i wish portal was longer in game play, and there was no bad side effects to me, my xbox, the world, the game, or anything at all

[rkynick]

Granted, but ungranted due to paradox.
(+levels is +good and +bad. +levels - bad = -levels or -good but since -good cannot happen -levels occurs.)
I wish Gikon would stop opening black holes with his wierd wishes.

[Colten]

Granted but he opens white ones

I wish I was king