Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 625032 times)

Trogtor · August 11, 2011, 03:26:20 PM

Wish granted but you get a Blue Waffle.

I wish for a Pound of Pancakes.

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ArcadeOfMISTER · August 11, 2011, 03:30:45 PM

Wish granted but They explode

I wish for NOTHING NOTHING AT ALL

Trogtor · August 11, 2011, 03:35:05 PM

Wish granted but you get nothing.

I wish for ASDASKLASFHSJCRAWKJcrhashj in my pants.

Lesrock · August 11, 2011, 03:40:35 PM

Granted, but you get semen instead.

I wish that buildable vehicles were possible.

Sr3889OX · August 11, 2011, 03:45:32 PM

Granted, but it is extremely glitchy.

I wish i wasn't so alone and unloved. ;_;

blobo · August 15, 2011, 05:23:21 PM

wish granted you notice magical rainbow sugur bunnies from outer space give you a wish come true, but then a mean person was hungry and killed the rainbow surur bunnies for dinner. he had a good dinner. but then all of a sudden, he wanted to eat more. so he wanted to find the person who saw the bunnies first to eat for breakfast. he could find him for 3 years so he invented a traking device. plugged in his brain to load the memory of this person, tearned on the machine, and noticed you with a girl. then he teleported you your location and ate you and you girlfriend.

i wish i had a WATER PROOF AND FIRE handicapENT Apureture Science Hand Held Portal Device, that came with Long Fall Boots, and a free poster of Cave Johnson.

nickbond1 · August 15, 2011, 05:25:52 PM

You get that in key-chain form.

HellHound · August 15, 2011, 05:26:42 PM

YOU WISHED FOR NOTHING! :(

I want a bullet that shoots guns.

Supersylox · August 15, 2011, 05:27:32 PM

Granted, but the following day you accidently shoot yourself.

I wish I could have gigantic wings to fly and stuff

mp7964 · August 15, 2011, 05:28:46 PM

Quote from: supersylox on August 15, 2011, 05:27:32 PM

Granted, but the following day you accidently shoot yourself.

I wish I could have gigantic wings to fly and stuff

Wish granted, but you get shot down by the FBI.

I wish I was a large green snake

pecon7 · August 15, 2011, 05:29:10 PM

Granted... But...
You're small.

Supersylox · August 15, 2011, 05:32:31 PM

YOU HASSSS NO WISSHHHHH

I wish I could be a bunny.

mp7964 · August 15, 2011, 05:32:36 PM

Quote from: pecon7 on August 15, 2011, 05:29:10 PM

Granted... But...
You're small.

I explode, though :D

pie man · August 15, 2011, 05:48:52 PM

You forgot to wish >.>

I wish for a room that isnt as big as a bathroom

HellHound · August 15, 2011, 05:49:50 PM

Quote from: pie man on August 15, 2011, 05:48:52 PM

You forgot to wish >.>

I wish for a room that isnt as big as a bathroom

You get a bathroom that's very large.

I want food.