Wish Granted, but...

[Supersylox]

Wish granted, but then you don't get any brown fun anymoar D:

 I wish that there was Fallout: New Equestria so I could go cut Twilight Spackles head off with a Ripper and use it as a tissue, and then capture and sell rabow dass and sell her to slavery for 10000 Bottlecaps.

[Ad Bot]

[Jasa1]

Granted but You get a BUMP

I wish my hair was 5 foot long.

[hankyje]

Wish granted, but people think you're a girl

I wish I could meet Gordon Freeman

[Trymos]

Wish granted, but he's a robot gordon freeman that doesn't act anything like him.

I wish luna doesn't exist.

[Supersylox]

Granted, but then Celestia takes her place.

[hankyje]

Wish granted, but nothing happens.

I wish MLP did not exist.

[Trymos]

Wish granted, bronies kill you though.

I wish for a android army!

[Supersylox]

Wish granted, but they're all inept and don't know what they're doing

I wish I had a riot shield IRL to smack people around with.

[Trymos]

Wish granted, but it's weak as stuff and broke.

I wish roleplaying was non existant.

[Sabbin]

Wish granted, but it's weak as stuff and broke.

I wish roleplaying was non existant.

Granted, but you're only ROLEPLAYING that roleplaying is non-existant

I wish to b tha doge

[Kilser]

but your gay.

[Trymos]

WHAT WISH?

I wish that i was a wisher that could wish things and that i would grant wishes.

[Kilser]

Wish granted BUT,
you loving blew my mind.
can i b th dag?//?

[Man 2]

Wish granted, but you have to ride in your master's purse.


I wish I had a New York Strip steak cooked medium well with maitre d'butter and a sprig of parsley with garlic mashed potatoes on the side.
EDIT: I also wish I was able to eat it.

[Kilser]

It had food poisoning so bad, it kills you.
I wish I was gay.