Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 619953 times)

Jasa1 · October 12, 2011, 08:43:08 PM

You tun into a lesbian.

I wish I had a watermelon patch.

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Beta · October 12, 2011, 09:07:01 PM

Wish granted, but they turn into melon minions that rise while your sleeping and slit your throat, watch you die and put it on YouTube.

I wish for a new phone.

Muffin · October 12, 2011, 09:33:21 PM

Granted but then you threw it against a wall.

I wish I could fly

Coulmbai · October 12, 2011, 10:08:55 PM

Granted, but you lose your powers half way through
I wish i wish i was a fish

SlayerZ99 · October 12, 2011, 10:09:53 PM

But you cant rhyme
I wish I was cool 8)

Name is Unavailable · October 12, 2011, 10:11:36 PM

But someone steals your shades.
I wish people would learn how to spell.

Black and White · October 12, 2011, 10:12:52 PM

Granted but then thae foreget

I wish my cat wasn't dead

SlayerZ99 · October 12, 2011, 10:13:26 PM

Quote from: Black and White on October 12, 2011, 10:12:52 PM

Granted but then thae foreget

I wish my cat wasn't dead

He never was and you just threw him out

I wish I had a pony :C

Coulmbai · October 12, 2011, 10:15:10 PM

You do but then your called a ponycigarette
I wish I could do backflips

Name is Unavailable · October 12, 2011, 10:22:49 PM

You can, but not from heights under 50 feet.
I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Machinima · October 12, 2011, 10:34:32 PM

Granted but it is

I wish facebook Never existed.

Black and White · October 12, 2011, 11:08:11 PM

granted but then someone from an alternate reality comes and reinvents it

I wish my wish wouldn't do anything bad...

Jerkface · October 12, 2011, 11:45:06 PM

Granted. ...but you die from natural causes anyway.

I wish for my name to change.

Sivad · October 13, 2011, 12:54:05 AM

Wish granted but, Your name changes to SUPERDUPERFLYHOEMCFLYTRONSON the 4th.

I wish I was the most popular user on the forums :D

sorrel · October 13, 2011, 12:55:30 AM

wish granted but you get ip banned the same day and everybody forgets who you were

i wish i could eat anything