Wish Granted, but...

[Kumquat]

Wish granted but you are raped by angry children attacking you with potato peals.

I wish to be fantastic.

[Ad Bot]

[Becquerel]

granted but then you become less and more fantastic

i wish to be a wish for a wish

[BBOY]

granted but then you become less and more fantastic

i wish to be a wish for a wish

Wish to be a waish granted...But you go wished away



i wun lovex

[Becquerel]

granted but girl is only one who jizzes

i wish to be myself

[ghost_man]

Granted but your life is reset.

I wish to have the power to kill anything i point at

[e-maxx]

Granted but your life is reset.

I wish to have the power to kill anything i point at

granted but you point at a mirror and you kill yourself


i wish for _____

[CreamTurk3y]

Granted but the ____ turns into O

[._maxwell23461_.]

granted but you point at a mirror and you kill yourself


i wish for _____

Wish granted but it butts a snake in the butt
I wish I had a yacht :C

[Nasoa]

I wish for LIFE.

[Mardalf]

You get it but in the book of middle runes number thirteen "life" spelled in all capitals is a curse worse than death



I wish I had a muffin not to eat just to have and to sit on my shelf and we would have tea or coffee if he wanted and talk for hours on end

[dargereldren]

Wish granted... but someone eats it.

I wish I had a pet Dashie.

[Mardalf]

granted but you give her to me and then regret it :c



I wish I had an indestructible muffin

[aludane]

The muffin gains sentience and begins attacking you with it's mind telepathy.


I wish for cyborg arms.

[dargereldren]

Wish granted, but the cyborg arms malfunction and destroy themselves.

I wish I had a full steam account, yes I said FULL steam account.

[Mr Man]

Granted, but Steam gets shut down.

I wish for something that does not harm me in any way.