Wish Granted, but...

[Corvette]

Wish granted but /thread comes back from the user as an attack chopper and it kills you.

I wish for a bigger snake.

[Ad Bot]

[LegendZ]

It explodes due to size.

I don't wish.

[dargereldren]

Wish granted, but you end up wishing for something.

I wish I had a slow clap processor. I'm not a robot or anything like that, why did I wish that? :/
If you played Portal 2, you'd get it.

[dargereldren]

I refuse to grant my own wish.

I wish Blockland avatars existed in real life.

Edit: Eussorus, you're doing it wrong.

granted

This is the game where you say you wish for something then in the next post, someone says "granted, but *something wrong happens*"

[Eussorus]

granted

i wish i was a heteroloveual tyranosaurous bear wrestler.

[danisaac5]

wish granted, but your locked away for life without buttsecks and tyrannosaurus bears to wrestle

i wish for a motorbike

[bµbbler]

Wish granted, but you you do a wheelie, and you die in the hospital..

I wish for a DJ set

[Isaac Fox]

Granted, but it's a pre-owned DJ turntable. With scratched records. With Friday jammed in the thing.

I wish I was infertile.

[Tango]

granted, but then you get my pregant.
i wish for more buttsecks.

[Port]

you get raped by port but then you died

I wish for nothing

[Isaac Fox]

Granted, but you wish for so much nothing, it becomes divided. By nothing.

I wish for whatever you give me.

[Alyx Vance]

You get brown town forgeted and then you are hung bu your intestines.



I wish for a less hot day.

[HellHound]

Wish granted! But the next day will be above 90 degrees.

I wish for a brick of unstable C4

[Socrates]

Granted, but it goes off, how uneventful

I wish for another wish

[HellHound]

Wish granted, but you use it on something useless.

I wish for a brick of stable C4.