Wish Granted, but...

[MegaScience]

Syntax Error: Too many wishes. Terminating process.

I wish people understood that I made this topic

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[Space Guy]

Nearly every other forum in existence has exactly the same topic.

I wish that I had a Portal Gun, spring shoes and respawned when I died.

[|Shadow]

Granted but you can't stop dying and you spend the rest of your life dying then respawning.

I wish I had some water to drink :(

[CapTMeaT]

Granted, but it's contaminated.

I wish I wasn't sleepy. :(

[MegaScience]

Granted, but you never fall asleep again and go INSANE.

I wish I knew how to open and listen to the sound files in a FSB file (used in such games as BioShock).

Nearly every other forum in existence has exactly the same topic.

I remember that the reason I made this topic was because I saw one like this on another forum XD

[DrMobius]

Granted but when you do, you get sued over a mistaken identity.

I wish that I didn't have to mow my parents lawn.

Granted, but you never fall asleep again and go INSANE.

Also he's already insane so there is no downside.

[MegaScience]

Granted, you now have to mow the grass over your parents grave.

I wish I could remember who Lord Pie is in-game.

[DrMobius]

Granted, but you forgot who everyone else is.  Btw it's Lord Pie ingame to.
I wish that I could make a wish with no downsides.

[CC]

-herp derp-

[Ghoul]

Granted, but the frosting is fap juice.

I wish I'd stop being lazy and build.

[CC]

-herp derp-

[Muzzles56]

But then something pops up in front of you.

I wish I was invincible

[|Shadow]

Granted but a heavy thing falls on you and you can't get it off of you and you spend the rest of eternity squished.

I wish I had some pepsi :D

[Space Guy]

pepsi :D is poisonous to human beings. Drink up

I wish my CD drive worked. And didn't injure or kill me.

[|Shadow]

Wish granted but your computer blows up and you get hurt from your computer.

I wish for a chocolate