Wish Granted, but...

[Muzzles56]

Wish Granted but the models look extremely distorted

I wish I was invincible, could f8 and have supa magik powas!

[Ad Bot]

[Miga]

Wish granted, but then you F7 back down to earth, your F8 key breaks and you die due to falling too far.

I wish I had Day of Defeat: Source.

[Muzzles56]

I'm invincible. I cant die need to edit that but I'll answer your wish anyway

Wish Granted but there is no disc inside the case

I wish that no more of my wishes can go wrong

[Mr Smash]

Wish Granyed but everything eles goes wrong instead.

I Wish that the next person wishes for a train.

[Muzzles56]

Wish granted but the train I wished for broke staright away

I wish I was a Hero Member on these forums

[Mr Smash]

Granted but, turns out you become a "an hero" member.

I wish to ungrant all wishes ever made in this game acept for the one i am making now.

[Muzzles56]

Wish Granted but Badspot bans you from the forums so you cant post and ungrant your wishes

I wish I cured cancer

[Shinji]

Wish granted but you forgot to cure yourself.

I wish I had a new ATV.

[Telly]

Wish granted, but it only runs on corn ethanol, which you don't have access to!

I wish that I was going to Canada today instead of tomorrow!

[Shinji]

Wish granted but you go to jail when you're there.


I wish I could get these damn staples off of my leg.

[DrMobius]

Granted but you put more in.

I wish pseudorandom number generators weren't such a bitch to work with.

[Chrono]

Wish granted but then they always produce 5s.

I wish I could talk to people with my mind over great distances.

[zackin5]

Wish granted, but Scientist's find out about you and lock you up to do research on

I wish I could fly

[JDofPivot]

Wish granted, but you flew into a building.
I wish I could be taller >_> (body height you pervs)

[Chrono]

Wish granted, but you become so tall that your head cannot reach the oxygen on earth.