Wish Granted, but...

[Dr.Pain]

Granted, But the everyone else who posts after you will be.

I wish wish to the stars, to fly with dragons and a --- with heart (i think thats it lol)

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[Dr.Block]

Wish granted, but then you found out dragons don't exist.

I wish the forums would stop being so slow.

[DrMobius]

Granted but they are no longer slow but now very slow.

I wish I didn't have to bump this topic.

[Telly]

Wish granted! I did!!!

I wish people would stop saying that I'm a girl! (I'm Chuck friggin' Norris!)

[Ethan]

Granted, but your bad photoshopping skills in that photo lead people to believe that you are still a girl.

I wish for free moneyz...!

[Telly]

Granted, but you spend it all on booze! :P

I wish I could think up a witty retort....

[MegaScience]

Granted, but the person you want to retort at dies and you commit Self Delete because you wasted your wish.

I wish I had my -=>RR<=- MasterCE account back (it's perma banned D:)

[Telly]

Wish Granted, but as soon as you get it back, you go for a walk. Then Jeremy Fisher runs you over on his bicycle, and before you can get back up, you get hit by a semi-truck!

I wish I didn't just commit Self Delete!

[MegaScience]

Granted, but you go insane, strap yourself to a Nuclear Missile, and launch yourself into America's Nuclear reserves, setting them all off and killing EVERYONE.

I wish Telly didn't respond to my last post because I wanted the response to actually be related to my wish.

[Telly]

Partly granted! It actually was related to your wish (Sorta')!

I wish that MegaScience didn't just make the last wish!

[Marcem]

Granted, but Badspot fixes it.

I wish Telly would admit that she's a girl.

[ImperealOfficer]

Granted,But he/she murders you                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
 I wish that I built my own water slide in my house :3

[Dr.Pain]

Granted, But i steal it for my new pool :P

I wish Nobody would post above me for 3 days

[ImperealOfficer]

Granted,but you starve from no posts :3
I wish that a Nuke hit Texas :3

[Telly]

Wish granted, but Jordan Cornelius kills you!

I wish people actually knew that I'm actually a guy!