Wish Granted, but...

[foulprairiedog]

Wish granted, but you also contracted DIABEETUS in the process.

I wish for a second pair of arms.

[Ad Bot]

[Makingblah]

Wish granted, but the arms have no hands.

I wish for a nice life.

[Nonnel]

Wish granted, but you die early.

I wish I had a song to sing.

[ShadowYoshi294]

Wish granted, but the song sucks so much, you'll die from singing it.

I wish for North Korea to stop randomly threatening the United States already.

[Maxwell23461]

Wish granted, but russia gets angry and is now on you're ass.

I wish for all potatoes to be carrots

[Mouse droidz 21]

wish granted but the carrots turn to dirt

i wish for instant mc Donalds food

[WyWy5000]

Wish granted but it's toxic.

I wish for a cookie.

[Alyx Vance]

Wish granted but it was an oatmeal rasian cookie.

[Grassy]

You wished for nothing.

I wish for a for with a for and a fork.

[Alyx Vance]

You get 2 spoos and a spoon.


I wish for a better economy

[Lolgonewrong]

Granted but then you get beaten to death with stale ham.

I wish everyone was kind and nice and meanies get shanked with rusty knifes.

[danisaac5]

Wish granted but the kind people turn mean and shank people with rusty knives

I wish for death.

[Electrk]

Wish granted, but it won't come for billions of years.

I wish I could graduate already.

[blueblur121]

Wish granted, but from a horrible school.

I wish I had a coke.

[ShadowYoshi294]

Wish granted, but you get a kidney stone that you have to urinate out. c:

I wish for the school year to end.