Wish Granted, but...

[MegaScience]

Granted, but Pokemon don't exist so your head explodes from logic problem (can't think of word, too loving distracted)

I wish I wasn't so loving distracted.

[Ad Bot]

[mike1337]

Wish granted, but you'll miss every buses and trains.

I wish that roblox would be out.

[IbanZ]

ROBLOX is disbanded and eveyone that plays the game joins our forums, resulting in a stuff fest the likes of which are inpresidented.

I wish I had money.

Also, MegaScience, the word you're looking for is "Paradox."

[Dr.Pain]

Granted, But then you are threatened by alot of thieves for them to steal your money.

I wish school goes good

[IbanZ]

It does, but only in your mind. You accept powerful drugs (Not just pot, you pussies) and slip into coma after an overdose. You live out the rest of your life in a hospital bed until your parents pull the plug on you 3 years from now because they cannot afford to keep you artificially alive. After the painful decision to kill you is put into action, the full extent of your parent's debt is actualized and they claim bankruptsy and life on the streets.

I wish I had a chocolate bar.

[iFool]

Granted, but the chocolate bar only gets obese kid customers due to the fact that the bar is biased around chocolate, not beer and exotic dancers.

I wish that the natural oil supply would run dry.

[MegaScience]

Granted, but, of course, the loving scientists have to make artificial oil from children's tears.

I wish children couldn't cry.

[IbanZ]

Children don't cry, but now there is no sign of pain. Thousands more children die every year from undiagnosed diseases.

I wish Childre cried.

[Rughugger]

Granted, but you go deaf from the resounding shockwave of 6 billion babies crying simultaneously.

I wish the next person doesn't get his wish granted.

[MegaScience]

404

I wish IbanZ remembered to start his granted WITH "Granted, "

[General Omega]

he does but I do not do so now.

I wisht he next poster will not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not never not wish this wish.

[Dr.Pain]

Wish Granted, But the Poster After me wishes tat wish

I wish noone could wish

[IbanZ]

Wish granted, but this thread dies.

[Colten]

Wish granted, but this thread dies.

You didnt post a "I wish"

Wish Granted, But the Poster After me wishes tat wish

I wish noone could wish

Noone can not wish anymore, however everyone else can

[IbanZ]

You didnt post a "I wish"

Because no one can wish any more. Play the game, fgt.