Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 633685 times)

Digmaster · August 27, 2008, 11:52:17 PM

granted, but you turn air into jellow, and kill us all.

I wish I had a new laptop.

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Rughugger · August 28, 2008, 02:48:01 AM

Granted, but it's full of illegal things and you get arrested.

I wish that I could go into space.

mike1337 · August 28, 2008, 04:55:58 AM

Wish granted, but there is no air.

I wish lots of money.

BrofOrange · August 28, 2008, 07:32:00 AM

Wish granted but your butler is really annoying,.

I wish i had Super Powers.

Rughugger · August 28, 2008, 12:42:53 PM

Quote from: John0515 on August 28, 2008, 07:32:00 AM

Wish granted but your butler is really annoying,.

I wish i had Super Powers.

Granted, but your cape gets caught in an airplane engine and you get chewed to a horribly disfigured lump.

I wish the world would rid itself of greed.

kakashi11 · August 28, 2008, 01:36:37 PM

wish granted but some ruch guy comes in and starts it all over again

i wish i had a wish to wish

Runeth · August 28, 2008, 04:55:40 PM

Wish gr~~enade~~anted, but someone steals the wish.

I wish I could fly! (Actually a pretty good song)

MegaScience · August 28, 2008, 09:14:02 PM

Granted, but you get caught in a jet plane engine and it crashes into the mid-atlantic, near an odd lighthouse... (BioShock Reference)

I wish life was a bowl of fruit

Quote from: Digmaster on August 27, 2008, 11:52:17 PM

granted, but you turn air into jellow, and kill us all.

I lol'd, probably best Granted I've seen yet...

General Omega · August 28, 2008, 09:17:52 PM

Quote from: MegaScience on August 28, 2008, 09:14:02 PM

Granted, but you get caught in a jet plane engine and it crashes into the mid-atlantic, near an odd lighthouse... (BioShock Reference)

I wish life was a bowl of fruit
I lol'd, probably best Granted I've seen yet...

Granted, We then start eating eachother due to our being food now.
I wish that wishing a wish would be impossable after this wish and that any side effect would be negated due to the lack of wishes.

MegaScience · August 28, 2008, 09:33:48 PM

404

I wish General Omega wouldn't purposely forget up his Granted-IWish format.

General Omega · August 28, 2008, 09:35:41 PM

Not granted due to Omega not taking a liking to be forced to do stuff.

I wish I did not burn my pizza.

MegaScience · August 28, 2008, 09:37:29 PM

Granted, but it's underdone and the pepperoni has a deadly parasite you didn't cook off, so you die.

I wish General Omega was alive.

General Omega · August 28, 2008, 09:51:14 PM

Granted

I wish I was dead.

MegaScience · August 28, 2008, 09:54:37 PM

Granted, meal worms crawl down your corpse snake's whole.

I wish General Omega googled what I just said.

General Omega · August 28, 2008, 09:56:53 PM

Granted but it came up with no results.

I wish that the backfire on my last wish did not come true.