Wish Granted, but...

[Zaie]

you eat a rhinoceras (spelling?)  and its horn cuts a hole in your stomach and you die.

I wish i was zaie.

[Ad Bot]

[mike1337]

Wish granted, but you are Zaie.

I wish that I have a 1.5TB Hard Disk.

[Chrono]

Wish granted, but it can only read, and not write.

wish granted, but then Chrono spawns a Duplicate of him self and they both spam up this forum with identical wishes.

i wish i could eat anything!

I wish I were a woman.
I wish I were a woman.

[Runeth]

Wish granted, but you found out your balls aren't gone.

I wish I had the BLID 1337

[Shadow86]

Wish granted, but then you become Blockhead 7331.

I wish for the Windows 3.0.

[SuperSnake117]

Wish granted, but then you become Blockhead 7331.

I wish for the Windows 3.0.

Wish granted but... It came with aids.

I wish for Badspot to get a lovey wife with no diseases or dis-orders and she has a personality that he likes.

[Chrono]

Wish granted, but she accidently deletes all of Blockland.

I wish she didn't delete all of Blockland. :D

[SuperSnake117]

She didn't, but she screwed it up so bad that v10 will be delayed for 7 years.

I wish I had a better laptop.

[SirLancelot7]

Granted..  but aliens from another world come and take everyone away..

I wish I had Blockalnd V 100!

[DrMobius]

Granted but you get disconnected from the internet and everyone else gets v101.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Garuda]

granted but then you realize that they tast like crap:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zewDAa99Ns8

I wish that nothing in my life would be granted but only if nothing bad happened.

[DrMobius]

Granted but you get kicked in the balls for being a smart ass.

I wish I hadn't made this wish.

[Miga]

Granted, but you just did. Tough luck.

I wish I had more icing D:

[Garuda]

granted but (Iknow you want me to say this) the caek is a lie....

I wish that my next wish wouldn't be granted...

[Dr.Block]

Wish granted, but you don't get any cause u caled meh a liar.

I wish U WER NEVR BORNE CUZ I HATE U ASSHAT!!!