Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 521712 times)

Granted, but that didn't benefit you in any way.

I wish I could backflip.

Granted, But you Break your back

Ima gonna be smart and wish for nothing, never say it, or anything like that.

OH SH**T I JUST SAID IT, AND DON"T RESISE TIS

You said wish and you die

I wish for wepon

Wish granted, but the air compressor you get esplodes.

I wish Minority wasn't banned from Blockland by parents, or anyone else after this wish. :P

To bad, because I'm banned.

I wish Chrono would stop wishing for impossible things. XD

Wish granted, but he wishes for more weird stuff.

I wish I were a woman, again. :D

Wish granted, but then I decided give you a rooster transplant from a four year old donner who didn't yet have both of his testicles.


I wish the people at my bus stop had woken me up an hour ago.

you die of aids






I wish for spore

Wish granted, but you got the last copy on Earth and the disk was cracked, and they decided not to release anymore copies.


I wish sheezy had said 'Wish granted, but...' before he gave me aids.

Wish granted, for only a second.

I wish the negative things of my last wish didn't happen.

Wish granted, but it tears a hole in space time and now you were born with a working snake for every limb, so the only way to make you a women would be to kill you, so stop asking.


I wish I was a women.

Wish granted but a meteor falls on your house.

I wish automagically be a normal woman.

Wish granted, but then your wife wants a divorce.

I wish I didn't have to get up at 5:30 tomorrow morning.

Granted, you only have to wake up at 5:31

I wish I wasn't sick

Wish granted but you break a bone.

I wish for a new wife.