Wish Granted, but...

[1337Master]

Wish granted, but I ate the chocolate chips :P 

I wish for a cake

[Ad Bot]

[Shadow86]

*snip*
Wish granted, but cakes don't exist.
*snip*

I wish for a David Boone hat. (racoon hat)

[IcyGamma]

I wish for a David Boone hat. (racoon hat)

Granted, except its not dead and you get rabies.
I wish someone would grant my post.

[mike1337]

Wish granted, but I don't grant your post.

I wish one million dollars.

[Runeth]

Wish not Granted, so OWNED!

I wish that CS:S could have a |34Z00G4.

[Illidan]

Wish not Granted, so OWNED!

I wish that I be immortal.

[Chrono]

Wish granted but you get stuck in a box.

I wish I could control time.

[Runeth]

You already do, so OWNED!

I wish cookiemonsters was a caekmonster.

[Illidan]

Wish granted, but they change him to Veggie Monster once more.

I wish Veggie Monster would become Cookie Monster again.

[Dr.Block]

Wish granted, but then you realise that cookie monster was a much better person when he was cookie sober and you kill yourself because of guilt caused by making him self destructive.


I wish I had a good DS emulator that worked 100% correctly.

[tails]

granted but nintendo sue you

I wish dr. Block would die painfully. Because he is a friend and i hate him. pretty please.

[Illidan]

Wish granted.

I wish I didn't die. :(

[Dr.Pain]

Granted, Tomorow you will >:D

I wish he didn't die

[Shadow86]

Wish granted, but she gets eaten by an eurg anyway.

EDIT: Oh shiz, I forgot my wish!
I wish for a better graphics card to play Unreal Tournament 3 (or 2007 if you prefer).

[chaseyqurt]

You get it but, find out you don't have the correct Slots.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat, with a baseball fat, but he has to be fat.