Wish Granted, but...

[Doorman]

I wish we could get back on topic...

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[Ethos]

I wish we could get back on topic...

Granted, but then Chuck Norris says "aaaaaaaaaa".
I wish Chuck Norris didn't say "aaaaaaaaaa".

[Gavin]

Granted but Chuck Norris is too bad ass to stop, therefore creating a paradox

I wish i was made of candy

[Ethos]

Granted but Chuck Norris is too bad ass to stop, therefore creating a paradox

I wish i was made of candy

Granted, but you are licked by gay men.

I wish to catch a fish so juicy sweet.

[Doorman]

Granted but I eat you.

I wish it was not real but un-real.

[Gavin]

Granted, but you are licked by gay men.

I wish to catch a fish so juicy sweet.

GRanted and created a paradox

I wish there were no paradoxes

[Ethos]

Granted but I eat you.

I wish it was not real but un-real.

Granted but i herd you liek mudkipz
I wish people could forget themselves.

[Doorman]

Granted but you die.

I wish Blockland wasn't so fun so I can get on with my life.

[Ethos]

Granted but you die.

I wish Blockland wasn't so fun so I can get on with my life.

Granted but life is boring.
I wish Blockland had a VIP club.

[Doorman]

Granted but you never get in.

I wish the wish was not wishfull and I did not have to go pee.

[Ethos]

Granted but you never get in.

I wish the wish was not wishfull and I did not have to go pee.

Granted but wat
I wish fd mdsndefd

[Colten]

Wish granted, but sdgjsghsjdghfa
I wish 1=2 and 2=1

[Doorman]

Granted but 3 comes along and rapes you for it.

I wish we could have a 4.

[Randomguy]

Granted but 5 disappears.

I wish I ruled the world.

[Colten]

Wish granted bu- OMG 5!
I wish 29