Wish Granted, but...

[Doorman]

Granted but you get 69'ed.

I wish I was not so lovey.

[Ad Bot]

[Chrono]

Granted, but you become so ugly your face implodes.

I wish Gameguard was useful to contact.

[troy001234]

Granted but GameGuard bans you for hacking

I wish i was a mudkip :D

[Ethos]

Granted but GameGuard bans you for hacking

I wish i was a mudkip :D

Granted but seakings take over the world.

I wish I was going to sleep now.

[Bri2.0]

Wish granted but you go asleep and wake up covered in maple syrup

I wish i found somthing to do online...

[Ethos]

Wish granted but you go asleep and wake up covered in maple syrup

I wish i found somthing to do online...

Granted but it's child research and you get arrested.
I wish mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Doorman]

Granted but you get flamed.

I wish m was n and n was g.

[Miga]

Gragted, but mothinn nakes semse amynore.

I wish that my iPod would stop bricking itself.

[Ethos]

Gragted, but mothinn nakes semse amynore.

I wish that my iPod would stop bricking itself.

Granted but iPods suck.
I wish that this wish were a wish.

[Thousandth Beam]

Wish granted, but the wish is already a wish 

I wish I didn't fail so much D:

[Chrono]

Granted, although not as much, you still fail.

I wish vowels aren't allowed.

[Doorman]

Grntd, bt nthng lks th sme nmre...

wsh tht vwls r bck!

[Ethos]

Granted, but vowels are for squares.

I wish I had a candy bar.

[Banana]

Granted, but you drops it into the toilet

I wish I had an waffle.

[chetzs]

Granted but as you eat it you feel rubber....

I wish i had an anti-noobs weapon