Wish Granted, but...

[Stealthy Meatloaf]

graned, but theres no respawns

I wish the marines were unkillible

[Ad Bot]

[MegaScience]

Granted, but headshots still count until they are pissed. Invincible marines swarm you.

I wish my nose would stop leaking.

[Stealthy Meatloaf]

granted, but then  your nose clogs up too much and you die by suffication while sleeping

i wish deoderant wasnt so tender

[Stealthy Meatloaf]

i grant my own wish, but i forget where jy armpits were

i also wish that people will continue this thread before it goes on a far away page

[Dr.Block]

Granted, but noone wants to grant the next posters' wish.


I wish people would not grant their own wishes.

[Netwars4]

granted, but then you have the sudden urge to grant your own wish and you get so desperate to do so that you kill yourself from not getting what you want.

i wish i was invincible.

[Stealthy Meatloaf]

Granted, but everyone hates you.

 i wish the idog wasn't real

[killer21324]

granted but now every one pissed off and bored so they kill you

 i wish for a bag of gold and stuff to drop out of no were

[Kalphiter]

Granted, but it falls from high and kills you when it lands.

I wish I had 100 wishes.

Edit: lulz

[Stealthy Meatloaf]

i wish you would make a wish

[killer21324]

granted but he wished you where dead

i wish blockland was real with spawns

edit: i die 1000 times

[MegaScience]

404: Brain Not Found in Donating Organism.

I wish 404 meant the same as 420.

[Space Guy]

ERROR 404: ERROR CODE 420 NOT FOUND

I wish that the effects of this wish would come true.

[DracoSoul]

Granted, but all mods you've ever made are erased from history and you are no longer worshipped by fancigarettes. No offence to you, though.




I wish i could script...

[Dr.Pain]

Granted, a sucky scriper :P

I wish i wasn't a sucky scriper