Wish Granted, but...

[EvilMuffinZ]

Granted but you have diahrhea(Spelling is bad I know) because you eat something else.

I wish someone would "C-C-COMBER BREAKER" this already.

[Ad Bot]

[MackTheHunter]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! :D but another combo starts.

I wish people would stop ranting on about Obama.

[Mr. Toast]

Granted, but then obama starts the rant because he brings the theroy of Manbearpig from Al Gore.

I Wish i had a Piece of toast 

[Nightmare-Duckie]

Granted but you have diahrhea(Spelling is bad I know) because you eat something else.

I wish someone would "C-C-COMBER BREAKER" this already.

COMBO BROKEN!
granted but you burnt it
i wish more people would talk small

[Ector]

NO WISH=FAIL

I wish that someone else wished

[TheLegomaster]

Granted, but you die.

I wish for stuff.

[Rubrick]

you get stuff but some of that stuff is on fire and every thing chaches fire and burns

i want a ponie =D

[chetzs]

Wish granted, but its actully furdle in a poney suit!!!

I wish to bump this theard

[MackTheHunter]

Granted, but theard isn't a word and the time/space complex explodes and creates a time paradox, so you never bumped it.

I wish my servers would stop crashing.

[EvilMuffinZ]

Granted but instead your friend's server crashes

I wish I was an expert on paint.net D:

[chetzs]

Granted, but hes an expert on how to crash your computer useing paint.net

I wish that my Half-Life will stop crashing

[Nickerrss]

Granted, but you are a friend.

[IcyGamma]

I wish I had a muffin, with chocolate chips, that won't explode or do anything bad.

[General Nick]

Granted, but you said 'that won't explode or do anything bad' referring to the chocolate chips only. Your muffin explodes and does stuff that is bad.

I wish that this wasn't a wish.

[lu1g1]

granted but you turn into a donkey

i wish i had a fridge