Wish Granted, but...

[IcyGamma]

granted but you turn into a donkey

i wish i had a fridge

Hold the phone, that sucked balls. No wish for you.

I wish I could eat turds and not get violently ill.

[Ad Bot]

[chetzs]

Granted, but you are a friend.

Thats not related to the wish...

OnTopic: Granted, but than the turds monster comes and eat you, you taste a lot better whan your not ill

I wish my Half Life would stop crashing...

[Moppy]

Wish granted, but now every game you own exept half life 2 crashes! Iincluding blockland!

I wish I had Dangeresqe 3: The Criminal Projective!

[IcyGamma]

Granted, but it comes on a very scratched CD that your computer rejects.

I wish I had a lump of cheese.

[Dr.Block]

Granted, but it explodes and does bad stuff

I wish nothing bad could ever happen to me.

[Thorax]

Granted, but it explodes and does bad stuff

I wish nothing bad could ever happen to me.

Granted, but nothing good ever happens either.

I wish to not have my wish granted.

[GallicVelite]

Wish granted, but granted.

I wish those zombie goasts could leave this place.

[Muzzles56]

Granted but then they come back because you can't spell "ghosts"

I wish I was Faith in Mirrors Edge (Only a guy)

[Thorax]

Granted but then they come back because you can't spell "ghosts"

I wish I was Faith in Mirrors Edge (Only a guy)

Wish Granted, but your a transvestite.

I wish for no more wishes.

[Muzzles56]

Granted, but someone makes a wish the exact same time and that wish is granted and so your wish doesn't come true pretty much...

I wish I could F8, Self Delete (But respawn) and ban people from the earth. Like a super admin of earth!

[EvilMuffinZ]

Granted but Badspot sues you for taking his F8 idea >:D

I wish for some pink whorses :D Misspelled on purpose >:3

[Ector]

wtf is a whorse?


I wish christmas would come and by come I mean fastforward through time
and I didn't miss thanksgiving

[Thorax]

wtf is a whorse?

A slutty animal that we ride apon.

Wish granted, but you didn't specify which Christmas you want to fast-forward to, so you end up dying because you fast-forwarded too far.

I wish for friends.

[CHEESE]

Granted, but they all get a crush on you. (Even your same love! >.<)

I wish for Halo 3, and Fallout (3).

[Thorax]

Granted, but they all get a crush on you. (Even your same love! >.<)

That's not that bad...

Wish Granted, but you break your harddrive explodes when you install them.

I wish for more (hot) friends. :)