Wish Granted, but...

[Nightmare-Duckie]

EASTER BUNNA NOT REAL TOO!
User was banned again for this post
will he ever learn that they are real :/

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[Exo Pheratype]

I wish my brother would get up so we can give each other gifts.

 granted but then he falls on you then kills you.



I wish I could see my sandwich D;

[General Nick]

Granted but it has a roadkilled cat in it.

I wish Nightmare Duckie really was banned for those posts.

[Talaford]

Granted, succes! Its banned.

I wish for peanut butter.

[Moppy]

Granted but you die.

I wish for a wii that would not get stuck, broken, or have ANYTHING bad happen to it.

[Dr.Pain]

Granted, But all your games Break >:D

I wish that i could wish.

[Talaford]

Granted, but then you'll with one more time that you will wish cuz you'll wish to wish to wish. etc.

I wish to play red alert 4

[CHEESE]

Granted, but the disk melts.

I wish for a Dog.

[Talaford]

Granted, but you order got screwed and got a camel.

I wish for Rocket Propelled Grenade [RPG]

[Dr.Block]

Granted, but the first time you use it, you hold it backwards, and thus blast yourself into the oblivion.

I wish my mom's childhood friends weren't drinking wine while watching me type.

[Shabach]

Granted, but instead, they throw-up all over your bed.

I wish I could control time

[Dr.Block]

Granted, but you accidentally role the date back to before the universe existed, thus causing a time paradox where people exist before people existed. Great job, you killed time.

I wish for you.

[Shabach]

Granted, but then I leave you for someone else

I wish for a completely perfect day...

[Dr.Block]

Granted, but since I'm the one that made it perfect, you have to do all you can to please me.


I wish in order to please me, Shabach must bring me... SHRUBBERY!

[Mr. Toast]

The Shubbery eats your head off

I Command for cheese