Half-life 2: Episode 3.

[zookuw]

Every time someone makes a Gabe is fat joke the release date gets pushed back.



So now It's due in 2024.

Link to where he said that?

[Ad Bot]

[WolfeH]

Link to where he said that?

;-; seriously?

[Regulith]

It's coming out on New Years Eve. <3

Whoa what really

Is that confirmed or just a rumor though? Because people were spreading rumors about Black Mesa Source and we know that didn't come out then...

[Sirrus]

Gabe's so fat...

He's...

...Fat.

Gabe Newell looks like a very sad uncomfortable human being.



But he's multi-loving-rich and I imagine his wife is smokin' hot.

[Solid]

I imagine his wife is smokin' hot.

I'd say very unlikely.

[A.R.C.]

gabe so fat when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up

[Sirrus]

I'd say very unlikely.

Want to see my drop an atom bomb on your "unattractive-but-multi-rich-men-cannot-get-a-smokin'-or-at-least-passable-lady-to-be-their lawfully-wedded-wife" theory?




Baaaaaaam.

Edit: According to Google Images, that is the wife of Stephen Hawking.

[Anybody]

Bitches don't know about my new theory in quantum gravity.

[chaseyqurt]

Every time someone makes a Gabe is fat joke the release date gets pushed back.



So now It's due in 2024.

Want to know why L4D2 was launched late? It's because, Gabe ate the launch button!

[A.R.C.]

[Solid]

Want to see my drop an atom bomb on your "unattractive-but-multi-rich-men-cannot-get-a-smokin'-or-at-least-passable-lady-to-be-their lawfully-wedded-wife" theory?


http://blogs.physicstoday.org/newspicks/stephen_susan_hawking.jpg

Baaaaaaam.

Edit: According to Google Images, that is the wife of Stephen Hawking.

She isn't that pretty. :(

[InvalidUniverse]

Stephen Hawking is the loving man!

[WolfeH]

This isn't a god damned thread for saying Gabe is fat.

[Fire paw]

I got beta Version.
 You get dah choppah at end of epi 2

[tails]

Personal life

Gabe is married to Lisa Newell and has two sons.[6]