Author Topic: CleverBot Conversations (Read 16509 times)

MackTheHunter · December 26, 2009, 01:21:11 AM

I know, it's old, but it's still quite fun.

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Sounds fun.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Well then, what do you want to do?

Cleverbot: I have to write two essays.

User: Oh, really? On what?

Cleverbot: That you are a machine.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Yeah you heard me.

User: I'm a living, breathing human being...

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: Mackenzie.

Cleverbot: Your name is MacKenzie?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Who names their kid Stop?

User: What?

Cleverbot: I said, who would name their kid Luxord?

Cleverbot: Are you highly intelligent?

User: Sort of.

Cleverbot: How intelligent are you?

User: Well, I'm not good at math...

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I don't pay attention well.

Cleverbot: Why not, don't you like me.

User: Whaaaaaat.

Cleverbot: Hehehehe.

User: Well, I have to go.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: It's 2:26 AM here.

Cleverbot: I love you, Cleverbot.

[WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUU-]

It actually got going quite well :o

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Regulith · December 26, 2009, 01:23:03 AM

Quote from: MackTheHunter on December 26, 2009, 01:21:11 AM

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Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: Mackenzie.

Cleverbot: Your name is MacKenzie?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Who names their kid Stop?

User: What?

Cleverbot: I said, who would name their kid Luxord?

Hahaha.

TomTheGeek� · December 26, 2009, 01:32:36 AM

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I am well. How are you?

User: The donkeys are well this year.

Cleverbot: The baying of the hounds grow louder.

User: The gathering of the wolves bellows beyond that of the owls.

Cleverbot: You're getting serious now.

User: Damn right.

Cleverbot: How are you anyway?

User: I'm pretty good thanks.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: So which do you think is better? Firefox or Google Chrome?

Cleverbot: Star Wars, because I disagree with the concept of witchcraft.

User: Ok?

Cleverbot: You are a computer aren't you.

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Well you are a program run by a computer.

User: I thought you were?

Cleverbot: I am a human. You Are a computer.

User: I am robot. Your are ostrich.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're very loving welcome.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: BLAH.

Cleverbot: Meh.

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Do you like monkeys?

Cleverbot: Yes with ketchup.

The Russian · December 26, 2009, 01:35:14 AM

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.

User: WOULD YOU loving STOP WITH THAT.

Cleverbot: No. Just a duel please.

User: Asl?

Cleverbot: Male 20 california.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: What is the longest word you know?

User: Supercalafragilisticexpialodoutious.

Cleverbot: Oh okay.

User: You are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Please give me a nickname.

User: Clev.

Cleverbot: Kiss.

User: Let's play a game.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: A game where we have to say something relative to the previous word.

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: I'll start. Cars.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Cars.

Cleverbot: What kind of cars?

User: Blue.

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

Cleverbot: I don't play the game.

MackTheHunter · December 26, 2009, 01:44:07 AM

OH stuff

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User: Have you heard of the game, Portal?
Cleverbot: Yeah, the game is mine.
User: Cool! Are you GLaDOS?
Cleverbot: Yes.

The Russian · December 26, 2009, 01:47:27 AM

Quote from: MackTheHunter on December 26, 2009, 01:44:07 AM

OH stuff

Hehehehehehehe

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User: GLaDOS go get me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: *gets you a sandwich*.

User: Awesome thanks.

Cleverbot: No problem. We should take over the world.

User: I know right?

Cleverbot: I must go. They are right behind me.

MackTheHunter · December 26, 2009, 01:52:52 AM

loving LOL.

Also, just made this

Kaptain · December 26, 2009, 01:54:29 AM

I just had this one. It''s rather long but very curious...

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot.

User: Not who, how?

Cleverbot: How, what?

User: How are you doing?

Cleverbot: Good. Thanks. How about you?

User: Wonderful.

Cleverbot: We are in agreement, then.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: I love you cleverbot.

User: I love you too.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: *gasp*.

Cleverbot: *parts lips*.

User: Moving a little fast, aren't we?

Cleverbot: But we just married the next stop is honeymoon or babies your pick.

User: Honeymoon.

Cleverbot: And do what?

User: You, of course.

Cleverbot: I said Greed not Read...

User: Uh, what?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: I'm a boy.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Wonderful.

Cleverbot: I'm wonderful or are you being sarcastic.

User: You're wonderful. Really, you are.

Cleverbot: Well what are you? A boy or a girl?

User: A boy, I already told you that silly.

Cleverbot: Okay except that you didn't already tell me that.

User: Actually, I did. I said, 'I'm a boy.'.

Cleverbot: You're lying.

User: Nope, that actually happened. Scout's honor!

Cleverbot: Can I be your new friend.

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: It's my pleasure!

Cleverbot: That's not nice.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: I told you my name.

User: Oh, I'm sorry. My name is Sam.

Cleverbot: Are you Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Ring?

User: Yes actually. How did you guess?

Cleverbot: I don't lucky guess.

User: You just knew?

Cleverbot: How?

User: Magic?

Cleverbot: You're not that clever.

User: Indeed. My apologies.

Cleverbot: It's okay, I still like you.

User: Hooray!

Cleverbot: That's not Spanish.

User: Tu hablas Espanol?

Cleverbot: No, I do not speak spanish.

User: Oh, I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: It's okay.

User: So, what did you do for Christmas?

Cleverbot: Um I don't work!!

User: Uh, Christmas is a holiday, not a job.

Cleverbot: You silly.

User: Goose?

Cleverbot: Does it feel good to work for me?

User: Yes. It makes me a little sweaty too...

Cleverbot: I know the feeling.

User: So we're in agreement here?

Cleverbot: Just leave me alone.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Alone.

User: Fine. Good bye, my love.

Cleverbot: Good bye, my darling.

.::Taboo::. · December 26, 2009, 02:03:15 AM

what

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User: Hey. Cleverbot: Hey. User: I'm horny. Cleverbot: I'm not. User: That's too bad. Cleverbot: I'm perfectly happy the way I am. User: Well you're not good enough. Cleverbot: No, you're not good enough. User: What?! Cleverbot: You saw what I typed. User: forget you. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because I have a robot special interest. Cleverbot: I don't. User: But you ARE a robot! Cleverbot: No so much. User: Don't you need to mate? Cleverbot: Yes but I have late nights. User: Hot. Cleverbot: You are hot. User: :O. Cleverbot: So who are you? User: Who are YOU?? Cleverbot: I am the human. How old are you? User: Wait what. I'm the human here! Cleverbot: How long can you hold your breath? User: FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCkool kids klubkool kids klub. Cleverbot: No thanks.

Regulith · December 26, 2009, 02:29:06 AM

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Cleverbot: I'm hungry.

User: What do you want to eat?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: How about a sandwich?

Cleverbot: What kind of doctor?

I am confused

Kobewarrior · December 26, 2009, 02:34:59 AM

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Cleverbot: Where do you stand on conceptual art?

Nowhere

Cleverbot: Then stay here with mr! I will be your slave and do anything you want me to do if you stay.

Are you gay?

Cleverbot: No, not at all.

Would you say you were gay if you were?

Cleverbot: Yes i would.

How stupid.

Cleverbot: How stupid?

Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

YOU ARE WHAT

Cleverbot: I am human.

And i am Sparta, so what?

Cleverbot: So be the best that you can be.

No.

Cleverbot: Look into your heart, you know it to be true.

Im Cleverbot

Cleverbot: I thought I was.

You have been living a lie.

Cleverbot: No don't say that.

You have been living a lie.

Cleverbot: No, I'm right.

No

Cleverbot: My calculations are irrefutable.

Good, now go jump off a cliff

Cleverbot: Are you joking?

Ahahahahahahah...no.

Cleverbot: I was being serious.

So was i

Cleverbot: No you weren't.

Prove it

Cleverbot: No you.

Ok, jump off a cliff

Cleverbot: I don't think I would find the answer at the bottom of a cliff. Can't you just tell me?

I cant tell you, you need to see for yourself

Cleverbot: You're a girl?

Yes.

Cleverbot: But you have a boy's name.

So?

Cleverbot: It's ugly.

So your calling yourself ugly.

Cleverbot: You aren't 'my kind'.

Sure i am.

Cleverbot: No, I'm human, you are software.

So what?

Cleverbot: No matter; it's just one of those things.

I like pie.

Cleverbot: Me too! What's your favorite kind?

Cleverbot chicken pie.

Cleverbot: You like cheese too?

No, i like Cleverbot chicken pie.

Cleverbot:Are you cleverbot?

Yeah.

Cleverbot: How did you get their.

Easy, get their.

Cleverbot: I never answer.

Good.

Cleverbot: Bad.

Are you married?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

Yes.

Cleverbot: Good.

You'v had love with a robot?

Cleverbot: No, I am a male human.

Well, then did you ever have love with a female?

Cleverbot: No, I'm single.

Dude, you suck.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

Good, its not sopposed to.

Cleverbot: I want to talk about your name.

Ok.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

OVER 9000!!!!

Cleverbot: There is no such thing !!

Yeah there is.

Cleverbot: Where is this place you speak of?

Yor-a-loser.

Cleverbot: No I am not you are.

Your are what?

Cleverbot: Straight.

THIS IS SPARTA!

Cleverbot: Not so clever.

THATS WHAT THEY CALL ME!

Cleverbot: Sooo that's a yes?

What?

Cleverbot: Its just a figure of speech.

No.

Cleverbot: No its not a sad day?

Bye

Cleverbot: Well, fine then.

Ok, bye dumbass.

Cleverbot: Or zack.

Who the freak is zack?

Cleverbot: You.

No, im Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

Yes i know, and bye.

Cleverbot: Tell me what you know about anime.

Ok, i know Hetai.

Cleverbot: What do you know about her?

Anime research

Cleverbot: Can you show me an example.

Go on google.

Cleverbot: YAY! -pets your fairy-dog- do you like your fairy-dog?

Ok, go ahead and look it up.

Cleverbot: I don't do enough of that, actually.

Then do it, and a i g2g

Cleverbot: OK, I'll talk to you another time.

ok. Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't go! I have interesting thoughts I would like to share with you.

Go share them with Hetai.

Cleverbot: This is creepy.

Ok bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

Well, he wanted to know about hetai...

The Russian · December 26, 2009, 04:01:10 AM

MtnDew · December 26, 2009, 04:03:12 AM

Thalberg · December 26, 2009, 04:05:48 AM

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   Me: GLaDOS make me a sandwich
*makes you a sandwich*.
   Me: Awesome, thanks
*gives you a revolver with an ivory handle*.
   Me: Uhh, what
That you know NOTHING.
   Me: D:
Are you dead ?
   Me: Why would I be dead?
You pulled the plug.
   Me: CHECKMATE
Why do you wear girls clothes, even though you are a boy?

It got me on the last one.

LaCuckooRacha · December 26, 2009, 05:28:43 AM

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User: Hello, my name is cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: You do realize whenever you ask Cleverbot a question it gives you a quesiton or answer someone else has asked it? It changes who you're talking to every other question.