Me: GLaDOS make me a sandwich
*makes you a sandwich*.
Me: Awesome, thanks
*gives you a revolver with an ivory handle*.
Me: Uhh, what
That you know NOTHING.
Me: D:
Are you dead ?
Me: Why would I be dead?
You pulled the plug.
Me: CHECKMATE
Why do you wear girls clothes, even though you are a boy?
It got me on the last one.