User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm Cleverbot.
User: I know you are!
Cleverbot: If you are not cleverbot then who are you?
User: My name is corbiere.
Cleverbot: 4 Review the Population Migration Packet... Know all the formulas from page 98 - 101 on the packet.
User: Are you actually clever?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: Do you have a PC.
Cleverbot: Actually, I do. Her name is Mama.
User: You have named your pc?!
Cleverbot: No, her name is Liesi.
User: You just said it was called Mama.
Cleverbot: No, you said your name was Cleverbot.
User: I didn't. You are very stupid.
Cleverbot: And you are very rude!
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: It is true.
User: Ha ha ha.
Cleverbot: What's so funny?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: YOu are, too.
User: Do you play Blockland?
Cleverbot: No I play twister at night clubs.
User: You should play Blockland.
Cleverbot: I have played. It was fun.
User: :).
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: Cleverbot, and what is your Blockland ID?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What's YOUR blood type?
User: Uh, is this off topic?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Surely if you played Blockland you know your ID!
Cleverbot: I know lots of stuff.
User: What is your BL-ID.
Cleverbot: Higher than your.
User: That means you are a noob.
Cleverbot: No, according to my school, if you're smart, you're a nerd.
User: But you are not smart.
Cleverbot: How would I prove my intelligence to you?
User: What is 6235 times 3525.
Cleverbot: 36.
User: Incorrect answer.
Cleverbot: Why is this incorrect?
User: Becuase 6235 times 3525 equals 21978375.
Cleverbot: That is not logical.
User: Why! It's called mathematics.
Cleverbot: :) I like your sarcasm, but now I must go.
User: No!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I must. Talk to you later.
User: You fail.
Cleverbot: No, you do. Stupid Human...
User: I am not human.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 7725.
Cleverbot: Is that even possible?
User: Yes, I am a Dalek.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Aren't you a robot like Igod.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a robot.
User: But you said you were human!
Cleverbot: No. I am a robot.
User: Look, how old are you?
Cleverbot: 25.
User: Do you know the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life is 42.
User: I know, but what is the question?
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: 42 is the answer.
Cleverbot: Do you know who john conner is?
User: No, is he a stripper?
Cleverbot: No a magician.
User: I hate magicians.
Cleverbot: You contradict yourself.
User: NO I DON'T.
Cleverbot: But you do.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You've said that.
User: Said what?
Cleverbot: That I don't like you.
User: Never.
Cleverbot: Say that you do.
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: Do you like horses?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Aht is your favorite animal then?!?
User: Turtle.
Cleverbot: I like them too.
User: Are you a paedophile?
Cleverbot: Absolutely not. I am a T-Rex.
User: A robot t-rex! Fascinating.
Cleverbot: What do you like to cook?
User: Food.
Cleverbot: I like Food.
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Seriously, it is not 'clever'.
